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UK Transcript[]

Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big blue screen comes up with "Superstore" written on it, the superstore, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of a cash register and items being scanned are heard)

(The episode begins with a wide shot of the "Dillydale Superstore." Cars are heard honking in the parking lot)

Narrator: The pride and joy of Dillydale! A shop metropolis...

(Little Miss Whoops zooms by struggling to get control of a floor waxer)

Narrator: Full of surprises!

(The camera cuts to Mr. Bump trying to reach for a tractor tire)

Narrator: Where you can buy anything.

(Mr. Bump manages to grab the tractor tire but gets crushed by the weight. Luckily, Mr. Bump pulls himself out from under the tire, dazed but harm (strangely, he didn't get out through the tire's hole))

Narrator: From tractor tires...

(Mr. Bump sees a barrel of frozen shrimp that fall on top of him)

Narrator: To shrimp!

(Mr. Lazy is shown in the camping section looking at a shelf of tents, canteens, and sleeping bags)

Narrator: Can't find the camping section?

(Little Miss Daredevil zooms by riding a vacuum cleaner. She accidentally knocks down everything on the shelf except one canteen)

Narrator: Need a vacuum cleaner?

(Mr. Lazy takes the remaining canteen off the shelf and walks away with it. The scene cuts over to the cash registers. The following Mr. Men and Little Misses are each standing by a register; Mr. Noisy, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Strong, and Mr. Scatterbrain)

Narrator: Just as the Mr. Men and Little Misses...

(Little Miss Whoops gives a big smile)

Narrator: Who go out of their way to make your shopping trip a memorable one!

(Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello to the viewers. The screen fades to black. The first scene begins with Little Miss Calamity getting a shopping trolley. Mr. Tickle appears and inadvertently startles Little Miss Calamity)

Mr. Tickle (overlap): Welcome to the Dillydale Superstore!

Miss Calamity (overlap): (yelps)

Mr. Tickle: Where happiness starts with a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: (laughs)

(Little Miss Calamity pushes Mr. Tickle's arms away)

Miss Calamity: No please! Please, Mr. Tickle! I'm just here to buy some mouse traps. Could you tell me where that are?

Mr. Tickle: Aisle 12; Mouse Traps.

(Little Miss Calamity pushes her shopping trolley towards aisle 12. Mr. Tickle gets an idea)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity jumps in surprise and ends up landing head first into her shopping trolley)

Miss Calamity: Ooh! Woah!

(Little Miss Calamity's shopping trolley continues moving on its own with Little Miss Calamity stuck in it)

Miss Calamity: Oh! Ooh! Woah!

(Little Miss Calamity's trolley crashes into a snow globe display. All the snow globes fall off the shelves. Little Miss Calamity is shown freed from the trolley but in a daze as stars circle her head)

Miss Calamity: (moans)

(Back over at the shopping trolleys, Mr. Grumpy arrives)

Mr. Grumpy: Hmmm.

(Mr. Grumpy takes a shopping trolley to do his shopping)

Mr. Tickle: Welcome to the Dillydale Superstore! Where happiness starts with a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Tickle me, and I'll bite your arm.

(Mr. Tickle retracts his arms in fear and understanding)

Mr. Tickle: (gasps) Eh-heh!

(A cash register is heard opening offscreen)

Mr. Grumpy: Now I heard you were having a sale on back scratchers. Where are they?

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): Aisle 12!

Mr. Tickle: Right next to the mouse traps!

Miss Calamity (offscreen and overlap): Excuse me?

Mr. Tickle (overlap): Oh!

(Mr. Tickle turns around. Little Miss Calamity is with her shopping trolley. Her shopping trolley has a snow globe wedged between the wheels)

Miss Calamity: Mr. Tickle, could you help me? I think I got a novelty snow globe stuck in the wheel.

Mr. Tickle: I think maybe you need a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity (overlap): No! No, please! No!

Mr. Tickle (offscreen and overlap): (laughs)

(Little Miss Calamity swats his hands away)

Miss Calamity: It's my wheel, not me!

(Little Miss Calamity walks to the front of her shopping trolley)

Miss Calamity: Oh never mind! I'll fix it myself.

(Little Miss Calamity starts tugging on the jammed snow globe)

Miss Calamity: (grunts) Ouchie! Come here!

(At the main entrance, Little Miss Whoops walks in pushing in several shopping trolleys people left outside the store)

Miss Calamity (offscreen): Snow globe.

(The camera then cuts back to Little Miss Calamity as she finally unjams the snow globe from the wheel of her shopping trolley)

Miss Calamity: I got it!

(Little Miss Whoops accidentally bumps the large line of shopping trolleys into Little Miss Calamity's shopping trolley which, in turn, bumps into Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: Oh!

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Whoops!

(The shopping trolley catches Little Miss Calamity and, after Little Miss Calamity drops the snow globe into one of the other shopping trolleys, is sent speeding through the store with Little Miss Calamity in tow)

Miss Calamity: (screams)

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Tickle. The two watch as Little Miss Calamity crashes into something offscreen. Mr. Grumpy jolts in shock while Mr. Tickle covers his eyes)

Miss Calamity (offscreen): Ooh!

Mr. Tickle: Oh!

Mr. Grumpy: Oh!

(After Mr. Tickle uncovers his eyes, he and Mr. Grumpy just stand there and watch Little Miss Calamity helplessly crash into another something offscreen. This results in Mr. Tickle briefly covering his eyes again)

Miss Calamity (offscreen): Ooh!

Mr. Tickle: Ooh! Huh?

(When Little Miss Calamity crashes for a third time, Mr. Grumpy winces over what he just saw. The camera zooms out to reveal Little Miss Calamity covered in several plasters as a result from her shopping cart crashes. Mr. Tickle wiggles his arms and fingers towards Little Miss Calamity)

Mr. Tickle: Now do you need a tickle?

(Mr. Grumpy glares at Mr. Tickle and Mr. Tickle retracts his arms)

Mr. Tickle: (chuckles nervously)

Miss Calamity: What a calamity.

(Mr. Bump then falls from the top of the screen)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump lands face first on the screen and slides down. This transitions the scene to a dance video starring Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops (voiceover): Come on! It's time to get on up to get on down and dance!

(The dance video ends when the screen cuts to black. The scene transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Lazy is shown sitting inside the forklift but does nothing for the duration of the bumper. Then, Mr. Nervous comes on screen and trembles in fear before seeing something)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(Mr. Nervous runs away as the bumper transitions to the next scene. The next scene shows Mr. Noisy showing a brand new electric scooter to Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet)

Mr. Noisy: So you see, Miss Daredevil. The Wing Days 4,000 is the best motor scooter of its kind.

(Mr. Quiet looks at Little Miss Daredevil with reluctance while Little Miss Daredevil becomes eager to hear more about the motor scooter. Mr. Quiet becomes worried upon seeing the passion brewing in Little Miss Daredevil)

Miss Daredevil: (gasps) Oh!

(Mr. Noisy pulls down a blind showing a picture of a lion)

Mr. Noisy: Powerful as a lion,

(Mr. Noisy moves closely to Little Miss Daredevil and pulls down a blind showing a picture of a lamb)

Mr. Noisy: Quiet as a lamb.

Miss Daredevil: Ah!

(Little Miss Daredevil becomes excited)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Now this model sells for a mere-

(Little Miss Daredevil covers Mr. Noisy's mouth with her hand)

Miss Daredevil: I'll have it, Mr. Noisy!

(Little Miss Daredevil uncovers Mr. Noisy's mouth and steps back)

Mr. Noisy(through his megaphone): But don't you want to hear the rest of my sales pitch?

Miss Daredevil (offscreen): No.

(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet gets more worried as Little Miss Daredevil speaks)

Miss Daredevil (overlap): I'd just like to take it for a test drive before I buy it.

Mr. Quiet (overlap): Oh! No! No! Oh! Oh!

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Certainly! I'll have it brought outside.

(Little Miss Daredevil climbs onto the motor scooter. Mr. Noisy is startled to see Little Miss Daredevil's intentions)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): What!?

(Little Miss Daredevil turns the motor scooter on)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Uh...Miss Daredevil,

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Driving indoors is against the rules!

Miss Daredevil: (laughs) Rules are meant to be broken!

(Little Miss Daredevil grabs Mr. Quiet by the arm)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

Miss Daredevil: Come on, Mr. Quiet!

(The wheels on the scooter start spinning as Little Miss Daredevil revs up the engine)

Mr. Quiet: No!

(Mr. Quiet fights to break free from Little Miss Daredevil but to no avail)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts) No!

(Little Miss Daredevil starts riding the scooter throughout the superstore with Mr. Quiet in tow. Mr. Quiet slingshots onto the back of the scooter and clings onto the back of Little Miss Daredevil)

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!

Mr. Quiet: (screams)

(Little Miss Daredevil does a wheelie and speeds up. Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past Little Miss Calamity, who falls into her shopping cart as she jumps out of the way)

Mr. Quiet: (screams)

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past Mr. Nervous, who shields his face in fear of the motor scooter)

Mr. Quiet: (screams)

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!

(Mr. Tickle is shown tickling Mr. Rude by the shopping carts. Mr. Rude is clearly trying to shoo away Mr. Tickle's arms)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Little Miss Daredevil zooms past Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(The two spin around and end up tangled together in Mr. Tickle's arms)

Mr. Tickle: Oh! WOAH!!! (chuckles)

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter into the produce section of the superstore)

Mr. Quiet: (screams)

(Little Miss Daredevil crashed through a barrel of apples)

Mr. Quiet: Ooh!

(Mr. Quiet is shown with the barrel on his head and an apple in his mouth)

Mr. Quiet: (muffled noises)

(Mr. Quiet takes the barrel off his head and throws it away. Mr. Quiet takes the apple out of his mouth)

Mr. Quiet: Oh.

(Mr. Quiet sees something up ahead)

Mr. Quiet: Ooh!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter through a crate of watermelons)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter through a crate of pumpkins)

Mr. Quiet: Ooh!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter through a barrel of bananas)

Mr. Quiet: Woah!

(A banana peel falls to the floor and the motor scooter slips on it; this sends Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet flying)

Mr. Quiet (overlap): Oh! (screams)

Miss Daredevil (overlap): (screams) Ooh!

(Little Miss Daredevil lands on the still active motor scooter)

Miss Daredevil: Oh!

(Little Miss Daredevil grabs Mr. Quiet by his left ankle)

Mr. Quiet: Oh! Mmmm!

(Little Miss Daredevil pulls Mr. Quiet back onto the scooter)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Mr. Quiet clings onto Little Miss Daredevil for dear life)

Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA offscreen): Attention shoppers!

(The camera cuts over to a P.A. speaker)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): There is a motor scooter demonstration...

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): Right now

(The camera switches to the aerial view and the viewers see Little Miss Daredevil zoom through the aisles)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): In aisle 3!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past an unknown shopper, Mr. Rude, and a second unknown shopper)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): Make that aisle 10!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past 2 unknown shoppers)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): Sorry! 15!

(Little Miss Sunshine goes to retrieve her cart when Mr. Tickle sneaks up behind her)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet zoom past Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Tickle: (screams)

(Mr. Tickle spins around and lands in Little Miss Sunshine's shopping cart in a daze. Little Miss Daredevil rides the motor scooter out of the produce section)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Little Miss Daredevil then sees something and stops the scooter)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs)

(The camera shows the viewers what Little Miss Daredevil saw...a playground set with a slide)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): Oh, not the slide! Not the slide!

(The camera cuts back to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Daredevil)

Miss Daredevil: Hang on to you patootie, Mr. Quiet!

Mr. Quiet: (whimpers) No!

Miss Daredevil: We're going in!!

(Little Miss Daredevil revs the scooter back up again and heads for the slide)

Mr. Quiet: No! Oh! Oh!

(Mr. Quiet takes out an umbrella in an effort to stop Little Miss Daredevil from riding the scooter up the slide, but the umbrella folds out and breaks)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Mr. Quiet releases the umbrella, takes out an anchor, and throws it on the ground in an effort to stop Little Miss Daredevil from riding the scooter up the slide)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts)

(The rope that tethered the anchor to the scooter snaps)

Mr. Quiet: (yelps)

(Mr. Quiet grabs the back of the scooter and tries to stop the scooter himself but fails)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts) Uh! Uh!

(Mr. Quiet climbs back onto the scooter and takes out a rake)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts)

(Mr. Quiet puts the rake on the ground in an effort to stop Little Miss Daredevil from riding the scooter up the slide, but the rake breaks)

Mr. Quiet: Oh! Ah!

(A split screen shows Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Daredevil approaching the slide)

Mr. Quiet: Oh! (whimpers)

(The split screen goes away and cuts back to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Quiet: Ah! Not good! Not good!

(Mr. Quiet covers Little Miss Daredevil's eyes to steer her away form the slide but fails to succeed)

Mr. Quiet: Not good! No! No! No! Not good!

(Mr. Quiet uncovers Little Miss Daredevil's eyes)

Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)

(Mr. Quiet pulls on the back of Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts)

(As a last resort, Mr. Quiet goes in front of the scooter and starts pushing on it in an effort to slow it down. The scooter soon starts going up the slide)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts)

(Mr. Quiet, the scooter, and Little Miss Daredevil launch off the slide and into the air)

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!

(Mr. Quiet looks down and sees how high he and Little Miss Daredevil are. Several shoppers are seen from the aerial view)

Mr. Quiet: (screams)

(Little Miss Daredevil grabs Mr. Quiet by the arm again)

Miss Daredevil: Whoo! Whoopie!! Coming in to land!!!

(The scooter is heard crashing offscreen)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone offscreen): So, are you gonna take it Miss Daredevil?

(The scene cuts to Mr. Noisy, Little Miss Daredevil, and a dazed Mr. Quiet. The scooter is completely wrecked beyond repair)

Miss Daredevil: I'm afraid I don't want this scooter. Just isn't fast enough for me.

(Mr. Quiet turns to the audience and blinks in disbelief. The screen iris' out. The third bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown driving a forklift to something offscreen. When he returns, he comes out with a second Mr. Scatterbrain riding the forks of the forklift. Upon putting the forklift into park, The first Mr. Scatterbrain laughs inaudibly as the second Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello. Several shopping carts appear in light and dark yellow squares. They disappear to make way for the next scene, which is a music video for The Dillydale Superstore)

Mr. Rude: 🎵You go in to buy pickles but you end up with some tickles

They have the nerve to call themselves a Superstore...

If I want to buy a hat, I don't want an elephant!

No matter if he's trained to go indoors!

They sell you a goat, when what you wanted was a coat!

There's no other place that I so deeply deplore!

When it comes do decent shopping there's just no use in stopping at the Dillydale Superstore!

Don't waste your time!

Don't spend a dime!

At the Dillydale Superstore!

Just have some sense!

Don't spend a pence!

At the Dillydale Superstore!

You come in looking for a bargain but you end up with an organ!

No telling what you'll carry out the door!

There's just isles and isles of things that will leave you whimpering!

They have the nerve to call themselves a Superstore...

Don't waste your time.🎵

(The Dillydale Superstore ends. Mr. Pernickety then comes up on screen and shakes his head. He takes out a spray bottle and sprays the screen. Mr. Pernickety wipes the screen clean to transition to the next scene. Mr. Pernickety smiles and goes away. The next scene takes place at customer service. Mr. Scatterbrain is working there and Mr. Rude shows up with a broken toaster)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hi, Mr. Rude! How may I help you?

Mr. Rude: Cut the chitchat, Mr. Scatterbrain. I want to return this piece of junk toaster.

(Mr. Rude puts the toaster on the counter)

Mr. Rude: It does not work.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Does it toast?

Mr. Rude: No.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Doesn't play music?

Mr. Rude: Of course it does not play music, you silly man! It is a toaster.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Perfect! (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out three frozen fish fingers from underneath the counter)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I was wondering how I was going to warm up my fish fingers.

(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the fish fingers into the toaster and sets the toaster to toast them. But due to the toaster's broken nature, nothing happens. Something Mr. Scatterbrain picks up on)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I don't think this toaster works.

Mr. Rude: Oh, no kidding. Now give me a new toaster, so I can get out of here!

(Mr. Scatterbrain holds up a handful of fish fingers)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Would you like a frozen fish finger?

Mr. Rude: No.

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a container of car wax)

Mr. Scatterbrain: How about car wax?

Mr. Rude: No.

(Mr. Scatterbrain thinks for a moment before getting an idea)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I know!

(Mr. Scatterbrain goes under the counter and gives Mr. Rude a bag of kitty litter)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Kitty litter!!

(The irate Mr. Rude throws the kitty litter away)

Cat (offscreen): (howls)

(Mr. Rude grabs Mr. Scatterbrain and pills him over the counter)

Mr. Rude: All I want is a toaster that works.

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles) Well, why didn't you say so?

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls himself back behind the counter and moves the broken toaster out of the way)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go, Mr. Rude.

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a new toaster)

Mr. Scatterbrain: One toaster,

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a turkey)

Turkey: (gobbles)

Mr. Scatterbrain: And a turkey.

(Mr. Scatterbrain gives Mr. Rude the toaster and the turkey)

Turkey (overlap): (gobbles)

Mr. Scatterbrain (overlap): It's all way of saying "thank you".

Mr. Rude: Why would I want a turk-?

(Mr. Scatterbrain puts his fingers in the turkey's ear slits)

Mr. Scatterbrain (in a whisper): SHHH!!! You hurt his feelings.

(Mr. Rude leaves with the toaster)

Mr. Rude: I will take the toaster. You keep that thing.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Suit yourself.

(Mr. Scatterbrain walks back to the counter, (with his fingers still in the turkey's ears slits) and sees the fish fingers on the plate)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Who wants a fish finger!?

Turkey: (gobbles)

(A notebook appears, then a pink marker draws Mr. Messy's scribble. Mr. Messy completes himself and eats a slice of pizza. The scene cuts to the next bumper. Little Miss Scary is shown driving a forklift to something offscreen. When she returns, she comes out with a blue octopus-like creature wearing a top hat riding the forks of the forklift. Upon putting the forklift into park, Little Miss Scary puts on her orange cyclops mask)

Miss Scary (US voice): AAHHH!

Octopus Creature: (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle pops up from the bottom of the screen and pulls down the next scene. The next scene is a dance video starring Mr. Rude)

Miss Scary (voiceover in UK voice): Do the scary dance, Dance! Dance! Dance!

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey rise up in a hot air balloon. This acts as the transition to the next scene. The next scene begins in the back room. Mr. Strong watches as Little Miss Whoops takes out a floor waxer from a closet)

Miss Whoops: (grunts)

Mr. Strong: Okay. Are you sure you can handle this floor waxer all by yourself, Miss Whoops?

Miss Whoops: Mr. Strong, you're looking at a trained professional.

(Little Miss Whoops flips the floor waxer's switch to the on position and it turns on)

Miss Whoops: See?

Mr. Strong: Good thing I hired you. See you!

(Mr. Strong leaves. Little Miss Whoops grabs the switch but accidentally breaks it off from the floor waxer)

Miss Whoops: Oh! Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops grabs the floor waxer, which starts shaking out of control, and starts waxing the floors with the floor waxer dragging Little Miss Whoops around the superstore)

Miss Whoops: Wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaah!!

(Mr. Bump is shown staking cans of creamed corn)

Mr. Bump: (humming)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): (yelps) Run for your life!

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: It has a mind of its own!

(Mr. Bump figures out what's about to happen)

Mr. Bump: Hmm! Poopity-poop.

(Mr. Bump tries to run away)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump gets hit by Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops: (screams)

(Mr. Bump ends up riding the floor waxer)

Miss Whoops (overlap): (incoherent noises)

Mr. Bump (overlap): (screams)

(Mr. Bump jumps off the floor waxer)

Mr. Bump: (grunts)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Oh! Woah!

(Mr. Bump sees Little Miss Whoops and the floor waxer coming back)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): (screams)

(Mr. Bump starts running on the floor streaks of the freshly waxed floor as Little Miss Whoops inadvertently chases him with the floor waxer)

Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump! Be careful! I just waxed that floor!

Mr. Bump: Oh! Huh! Thanks for the warning!

(Mr. Bump slips on the floor and slides down the waxed path)

Mr. Bump: Woah!

(Mr. Bump crashes into a few bird cages offscreen)

Birds (offscreen): (squawking)

(Mr. Bump is shown in a daze in the middle of birds and broken bird cages)

Mr. Bump: Mmm!

Birds: (tweets)

(Mr. Bump recovers from the daze and sees where he is)

Mr. Bump: Oh!

(Two birds pick Mr. Bump up by the arms and fly him up above the store)

Mr. Bump: Mmm!

Birds: (tweeting)

Mr. Bump: Mmm!

(Mr. Bump looks down to see how high he is and also sees various shoppers from the aerial view. Including Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Rude)

Mr. Bump: Mmm! Ah! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

(The birds drop Mr. Bump

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump falls onto a display of pogo sticks. Mr. Bump does crash into them but also lands on one of them and starts bouncing on it)

Mr. Bump: Ooh! Oh!

(Little Miss Whoops starts chasing the bouncing Mr. Bump with the floor waxer again)

Miss Whoops (overlap): Woah!

Mr. Bump (overlap): Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

(The floor waxer starts smoking and soon dies)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Ooh! Woah! Oh!

(Mr. Bump gets off the pogo stick)

Mr. Bump: (sighs)

Miss Whoops: I'm very sorry about that, Mr. Bump.

Mr. Bump: No harm done, Miss Whoops.

(Cracking is heard)

Mr. Bump: Hmm! (screams)

(Mr. Strong, who is on a forklift, accidentally pushes a huge chunk of a wall onto Mr. Bump)

Mr. Strong: Oh, pickles!

(Mr. Bump pops back up in a daze)

Mr. Bump: Poopity-poop!

(The scene iris' out and the ending scene plays by showing some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Scatterbrain sitting behind the counter scratching his head. The plate of fish fingers in front of Mr. Scatterbrain along with several bags of kitty litter on the ground)

Narrator: Once again, it's closing time at the superstore.

(Mr. Tickle is shown tickling Mr. Rude over by the shopping carts)

Narrator: Time for the Mr. Men and Little Misses to call it a day,

(The camera pans over to show the destroyed fruit section of the superstore)

Narrator: And head home to relax.

(Mr. Bump is shown by the canned corn. Mr. Bump tries to run away but us carried away by Little Miss Whoops and her out of control floor waxer)

Narrator: Eager to enjoy their new purchases...

(Little Miss Daredevil leaves the destroyed scooter she wrecked during her test drive behind. Mr. Noisy stares at Little Miss Daredevil with an upset look on his face as she walks away. Mr. Quiet is shown in a daze from the scooter ride)

Narrator: Or not.

(Mr. Quiet turns to the audience and blinks in disbelief. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

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US Transcript[]

Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big blue screen comes up with "Superstore" written on it, the superstore, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of a cash register and items being scanned are heard)

(The episode begins with a wide shot of the "Dillydale Superstore." Cars are heard honking in the parking lot)

Narrator: Ah, the superstore!

(The scene cuts inside the superstore where the viewers see Little Miss Helpful, Mr. Scatterbrain, and Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey shopping)

Narrator: The pride and joy of Dillydale! A shop metropolis...

(Little Miss Whoops zooms by struggling to get control of a floor waxer)

Narrator: Full of surprises!

(The camera cuts to Mr. Bump trying to reach for a tractor tire)

Narrator: Where you can buy anything.

(Mr. Bump manages to grab the tractor tire but gets crushed by the weight. Luckily, Mr. Bump pulls himself out from under the tire, dazed but harm (strangely, he didn't get out through the tire's hole))

Narrator: From tractor tires...

(Mr. Bump sees a barrel of frozen shrimp that fall on top of him)

Narrator: To shrimp!

(Mr. Lazy is shown in the camping section looking at a shelf of tents, canteens, and sleeping bags)

Narrator: Can't find the camping section?

(Little Miss Daredevil zooms by riding a vacuum cleaner. She accidentally knocks down everything on the shelf except one canteen)

Narrator: Need a vacuum cleaner?

(Mr. Lazy takes the remaining canteen off the shelf and walks away with it. The scene cuts over to the cash registers. The following Mr. Men and Little Misses are each standing by a register; Mr. Noisy, Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Strong, and Mr. Scatterbrain)

Narrator: Just as the Mr. Men and Little Misses...

(Little Miss Whoops gives a big smile)

Narrator: Who go out of their way to make your shopping trip a memorable one!

(Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello to the viewers. The screen fades to black. The first scene begins with Little Miss Calamity getting a shopping cart. Mr. Tickle appears and inadvertently startles Little Miss Calamity)

Mr. Tickle: Welcome to the Dillydale Superstore! Where happiness starts with a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: No! No!

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Little Miss Calamity pushes Mr. Tickle's arms away)

Miss Calamity: Oh please, Mr. Tickle! I'm just here to buy some mouse traps. Could you please tell me where they are?

Mr. Tickle: Aisle 12, Miss Calamity!

(Little Miss Calamity pushes her shopping cart towards aisle 12. Mr. Tickle gets an idea)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle tickles Little Miss Calamity. Little Miss Calamity jumps in surprise and ends up landing head first into her shopping cart)

Miss Calamity: Oh no!

(Little Miss Calamity's shopping cart continues moving on its own with Little Miss Calamity stuck in it)

Miss Calamity: Oh! Oh! Woah!

(Little Miss Calamity's cart crashes into a snow globe display. All the snow globes fall off the shelves. Little Miss Calamity is shown freed from the cart but in a daze as stars circle her head)

Miss Calamity: (moans)

(Back over at the shopping carts, Mr. Grumpy arrives and takes a shopping cart to do his shopping)

Mr. Tickle: Welcome to the Dillydale Superstore! Where happiness starts with a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Grumpy: Touch me and I'll bite your arm.

(Mr. Tickle retracts his arms in fear and understanding. A cash register is heard opening offscreen)

Mr. Grumpy: Now I heard you were having a sale on back scratchers. Where are they?

Mr. Tickle (offscreen): Aisle 12!

Mr. Tickle: Next to the anti-itch cream!

Miss Calamity (offscreen): Um, Mr. Tickle.

(Mr. Tickle turns around. Little Miss Calamity is with her shopping cart. Her shopping cart has a snow globe wedged between the wheels)

Miss Calamity: Could you help me? I think I have a chunk of snow globe stuck in the wheel.

Mr. Tickle: I think maybe you need a tickle!

(Mr. Tickle tries to tickle Little Miss Calamity but Little Miss Calamity swats his hands away)

Miss Calamity: No please! No! It's my wheel, not me!

(Little Miss Calamity walks to the front of her shopping cart)

Miss Calamity: Oh never mind! I'll fix it myself.

(Little Miss Calamity starts tugging on the jammed snow globe)

Miss Calamity: (grunts) Oh dear! (grunts)

(At the main entrance, Little Miss Whoops walks in pushing in several shopping carts people left outside the store. The camera then cuts back to Little Miss Calamity as she finally unjams the snow globe from the wheel of her shopping cart)

Miss Calamity: I got it!

(Little Miss Whoops accidentally bumps the large line of shopping carts into Little Miss Calamity's shopping cart which, in turn, bumps into Little Miss Calamity)

Miss Calamity: Oh!

(The shopping cart catches Little Miss Calamity and, after Little Miss Calamity drops the snow globe into one of the other shopping carts, is sent speeding through the store with Little Miss Calamity in tow)

Miss Calamity: (screams)

(The camera cuts over to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Tickle. The two watch as Little Miss Calamity crashes into something offscreen. Mr. Grumpy jolts in shock while Mr. Tickle covers his eyes. After Mr. Tickle uncovers his eyes, he and Mr. Grumpy just stand there and watch Little Miss Calamity helplessly crash into another something offscreen. This results in Mr. Tickle briefly covering his eyes again. When Little Miss Calamity crashes for a third time, Mr. Grumpy winces over what he just saw)

Miss Calamity (offscreen): (moans)

(The camera zooms out to reveal Little Miss Calamity covered in several plasters as a result from her shopping cart crashes. Mr. Tickle wiggles his arms and fingers towards Little Miss Calamity)

Mr. Tickle: Now do you need a tickle?

(Mr. Grumpy glares at Mr. Tickle and Mr. Tickle retracts his arms)

Mr. Tickle: (chuckles nervously)

Miss Calamity: What a calamity.

(Mr. Bump then falls from the top of the screen)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump lands face first on the screen and slides down. This transitions the scene to a dance video starring Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Messy (voiceover): Come on! It's time to get on up to get on down and dance!

(The dance video ends when the screen cuts to black. The scene transitions to the first bumper. Mr. Small is shown driving a forklift to something offscreen. When he returns, he comes out with Mr. Nosey riding the forks of the forklift. Upon putting the forklift into park, Mr. Small greets Mr. Nosey by raising his hat. Mr. Nosey smiles. Little Miss Daredevil then shows up and pushes the bumper away while flying on her rocket boots to make way for the next scene. The next scene takes place in a dark forest where Mr. Nervous is shown trembling all alone)

Mr. Nervous: Hmm? Oh! Geeh! Here I am! All alone in a dark forest!

(Mr. Nervous starts walking around)

Mr. Nervous: Eh! No need to be afraid! Plenty of people have done this before me!

(Mr. Nervous sees a T-Rex skeleton lying on top of a pool of tar)

Mr. Nervous: And...(gulps) I hope that's not one of them.

(Mr. Nervous treks through the leafy forest. He pushes some leaves out of the way to get by)

Mr. Nervous: Oh!

(Mr. Nervous falls to the ground in fright. He sees a Brontosaurus eating leaves)

Mr. Nervous: D'eh! D'ah!

(Mr. Nervous backs away from the Brontosaurus)

Mr. Nervous: Good...boy.

(Mr. Nervous stands up)

Mr. Nervous: Eat your vegetables.

(Mr. Nervous backs up)

Mr. Nervous: Meat...bad!

(Mr. Nervous flees the scene)

Mr. Nervous: D'oh! Oh!

(Mr. Nervous keeps on running)

Mr. Nervous: (panting)

(Mr. Nervous runs through the legs of a dinosaur then stops to catch his breath)

Mr. Nervous: Phew! (sighs)

(Mr. Nervous looks up)

Mr. Nervous: (yelps)

(The camera zooms out to reveal that Mr. Nervous is standing underneath a T-Rex)

Mr. Nervous: Geeh! Oh!

T-Rex: (roars)

Mr. Nervous: Uh...uh...

(Mr. Nervous pulls out a stick of string cheese)

Mr. Nervous: String cheese?

T-Rex: (roars)

(After the T-Rex roars on Mr. Nervous, the string cheese melts)

Mr. Nervous: I thought not!

(The T-Rex licks Mr. Nervous and picks him up with his giant tongue)

Mr. Nervous: N-n-no! No! No! No! (yelps and shrieks)

(The scene fades to Mr. Nervous holding meal worms over a tank. The forest scene was revealed to be a daydream sequence and Mr. Nervous is really feeding reptiles at the Dillydale Superstore with Little Miss Helpful supervising him)

Miss Helpful (offscreen): It's okay, Mr. Nervous.

(Mr. Nervous and Little Miss Helpful are shown standing by a lizard's tank with a lizard inside it)

Miss Helpful: Just give him the mealy worms.

(Mr. Nervous nervously shows the lizard the mealworms. The lizard eats the mealworms very quickly with their long tongue. Mr. Nervous is terrified)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(Mr. Nervous flees the scene leaving Little Miss Helpful alone)

Miss Helpful: Mr. Nervous! Ugh! We still have to feed the snakes! Ugh!

(The screen iris out. The next bumper plays. Mr. Lazy is shown sitting inside the forklift but does nothing for the duration of the bumper. Then, Mr. Nervous comes on screen and trembles in fear before seeing something)

Mr. Nervous: (screams)

(Mr. Nervous runs away as the bumper transitions to the next scene. The next scene shows Mr. Noisy showing a brand new electric scooter to Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet)

Mr. Noisy: So you see, Miss Daredevil. The Wing Days 4,000 is the best motor scooter of its kind.

(Mr. Quiet looks at Little Miss Daredevil with reluctance while Little Miss Daredevil becomes eager to hear more about the motor scooter. Mr. Quiet becomes worried upon seeing the passion brewing in Little Miss Daredevil. Mr. Noisy pulls down a blind showing a picture of a lion)

Mr. Noisy: Powerful as a lion yet...

(Mr. Noisy moves closely to Little Miss Daredevil and pulls down a blind showing a picture of a lamb)

Mr. Noisy (in a whisper): Quiet as a lamb.

(Little Miss Daredevil becomes excited)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Now this baby sells for a mere-

(Little Miss Daredevil covers Mr. Noisy's mouth with her hand)

Miss Daredevil: Sign me up, Mr. Noisy!

(Little Miss Daredevil uncovers Mr. Noisy's mouth and steps back)

Mr. Noisy: Uh, but don't you want to hear the rest of my sales pitch?

Miss Daredevil (offscreen): No.

(The camera cuts over to Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet. Mr. Quiet gets more worried as Little Miss Daredevil speaks)

Miss Daredevil (overlap): I'd just like to take it for a test drive before I buy it.

Mr. Quiet (overlap): No! (whimpers and moans)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Certainly! I'll have it brought outside.

(Little Miss Daredevil climbs onto the motor scooter. Mr. Noisy is startled to see Little Miss Daredevil's intentions. Little Miss Daredevil turns the motor scooter on)

Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): Uh...Miss Daredevil, driving indoors is against the rules!

Miss Daredevil: (laughs) Rules are meant to be broken!

(Little Miss Daredevil grabs Mr. Quiet by the arm)

Miss Daredevil: Come on, Mr. Quiet!

(The wheels on the scooter start spinning as Little Miss Daredevil revs up the engine)

Mr. Quiet: Uh...

(Mr. Quiet fights to break free from Little Miss Daredevil but to no avail)

Mr. Quiet: No! No!

(Little Miss Daredevil starts riding the scooter throughout the superstore with Mr. Quiet in tow)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): WOAH!!!

(Mr. Quiet slingshots onto the back of the scooter and clings onto the back of Little Miss Daredevil)

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!

(Little Miss Daredevil does a wheelie and speeds up. Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past Little Miss Calamity, who falls into her shopping cart as she jumps out of the way)

Miss Calamity: Woah!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past Mr. Nervous, who shields his face in fear of the motor scooter)

Mr. Nervous: G'oh!

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!

(Mr. Tickle is shown tickling Mr. Rude by the shopping carts. Mr. Rude is clearly trying to shoo away Mr. Tickle's arms)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Little Miss Daredevil zooms past Mr. Rude and Mr. Tickle. The two spin around and end up tangled together in Mr. Tickle's arms. Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter into the produce section of the superstore. Little Miss Daredevil crashed through a barrel of apples)

Mr. Quiet: Ow!

(Mr. Quiet is shown with the barrel on his head and an apple in his mouth. Mr. Quiet takes the barrel off his head and throws it away)

Mr. Quiet: (groans)

(Mr. Quiet takes the apple out of his mouth and sees something up ahead)

Mr. Quiet: Ooh! Oh!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter through a crate of watermelons)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter through a crate of pumpkins)

Mr. Quiet: Oh!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter through a barrel of bananas)

Mr. Quiet: (moans)

(A banana peel falls to the floor and the motor scooter slips on it; this sends Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet flying)

Mr. Quiet (overlap): (screams)

Miss Daredevil (overlap): Woah!

(Little Miss Daredevil lands on the still active motor scooter)

Mr. Quiet (offscreen): (groans) Oh! (screams)

(Little Miss Daredevil grabs Mr. Quiet by his left ankle and pulls him back onto the scooter)

Mr. Quiet: Huh?

(Mr. Quiet clings onto Little Miss Daredevil for dear life)

Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)

(The camera cuts over to a P.A. speaker)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): Attention shoppers!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past Mr. Grumpy)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): We have a motor scooter demonstration...

(The camera switches to the aerial view and the viewers see Little Miss Daredevil zoom through the aisles)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): Taking place right now...

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past Little Miss Whoops)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): In aisle 3!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past an unknown shopper, Mr. Rude, and a second unknown shopper)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): Uh, make that aisle 10!

(Little Miss Daredevil drives the motor scooter past 2 unknown shoppers)

Mr. Noisy (over the PA): No, 15!

(Little Miss Sunshine goes to retrieve her cart when Mr. Tickle sneaks up behind her)

Mr. Tickle: (laughs)

(Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet zoom past Mr. Tickle)

Mr. Tickle: Oh! Oh!

(Mr. Tickle spins around and lands in Little Miss Sunshine's shopping cart in a daze. Little Miss Daredevil rides the motor scooter out of the produce section. She then sees something and stops the scooter)

Mr. Quiet: (sighs)

(The camera shows the viewers what Little Miss Daredevil saw...a playground set with a slide)

Miss Daredevil: Hang on to you patootie, Mr. Quiet! We're going in!!

Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)

(Little Miss Daredevil revs the scooter back up again and heads for the slide)

Mr. Quiet: Ooh!

(Mr. Quiet takes out an umbrella in an effort to stop Little Miss Daredevil from riding the scooter up the slide, but the umbrella folds out and breaks)

Mr. Quiet: Oh! Woah!

(Mr. Quiet releases the umbrella, takes out an anchor, and throws it on the ground in an effort to stop Little Miss Daredevil from riding the scooter up the slide)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts)

(The rope that tethered the anchor to the scooter snaps)

Mr. Quiet: (moans)

(Mr. Quiet grabs the back of the scooter and tries to stop the scooter himself but fails)

Mr. Quiet: Um, uh! Oh!

(Mr. Quiet climbs back onto the scooter and takes out a rake)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts)

(Mr. Quiet puts the rake on the ground in an effort to stop Little Miss Daredevil from riding the scooter up the slide, but the rake breaks)

Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)

(A split screen shows Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Daredevil approaching the slide. The split screen goes away and cuts back to Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Quiet: Not good! No-not good!

(Mr. Quiet covers Little Miss Daredevil's eyes to steer her away form the slide but fails to succeed)

Mr. Quiet: Not good! Not good! Not good! Not good!

(Mr. Quiet uncovers Little Miss Daredevil's eyes)

Mr. Quiet: Not good! (whimpers)

(Mr. Quiet pulls on the back of Little Miss Daredevil)

Mr. Quiet: Woah!

(As a last resort, Mr. Quiet goes in front of the scooter and starts pushing on it in an effort to slow it down. The scooter soon starts going up the slide)

Mr. Quiet: (grunts)

(Mr. Quiet, the scooter, and Little Miss Daredevil launch off the slide and into the air)

Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!

(Mr. Quiet looks down and sees how high he and Little Miss Daredevil are. Several shoppers are seen from the aerial view)

Mr. Quiet: Oh! Woah! Uh...

(Little Miss Daredevil grabs Mr. Quiet by the arm again and the scooter heads for the ground)

Miss Daredevil: Oh baby! Woo-hoo!!!

(The scooter is heard crashing offscreen. The scene cuts to Mr. Noisy, Little Miss Daredevil, and a dazed Mr. Quiet. The scooter is completely wrecked beyond repair)

Miss Daredevil: I'm afraid I don't want this scooter. Just isn't fast enough for me.

(Mr. Quiet turns to the audience and blinks in disbelief. The screen iris' out. The third bumper plays. Mr. Scatterbrain is shown driving a forklift to something offscreen. When he returns, he comes out with a second Mr. Scatterbrain riding the forks of the forklift. Upon putting the forklift into park, The first Mr. Scatterbrain laughs inaudibly as the second Mr. Scatterbrain waves hello. Several shopping carts appear in light and dark yellow squares. They disappear to make way for the next scene, which is a music video for The Dillydale Superstore)

Mr. Rude: 🎵You go in to buy pickles but you end up with some tickles

They have the nerve to call themselves a Superstore...

If I want to buy a hat, I don't want an elephant!

No matter if he's trained to go indoors!

They sell you a goat, when what you wanted was a coat!

There's no other place that I so deeply deplore!

When it comes do decent shopping there's just no use in stopping at the Dillydale Superstore!

Don't waste your time!

Don't spend a dime!

At the Dillydale Superstore!

Just have some sense!

Don't spend a pence!

At the Dillydale Superstore!

You come in looking for a bargain but you end up with an organ!

No telling what you'll carry out the door!

There's just isles and isles of things that will leave you whimpering!

They have the nerve to call themselves a Superstore...

Don't waste your time.🎵

(The Dillydale Superstore ends. Mr. Persnickety then comes up on screen and shakes his head. He takes out a spray bottle and sprays the screen. Mr. Persnickety wipes the screen clean to transition to the next scene. Mr. Persnickety smiles and goes away. The next scene takes place at customer service. Mr. Scatterbrain is working there and Mr. Rude shows up with a broken toaster)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hi, Mr. Rude! How may I help you?

Mr. Rude: Cut the chitchat, Mr. Scatterbrain. I want to return this piece of junk toaster.

(Mr. Rude puts the toaster on the counter)

Mr. Rude: It does not work.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Does it toast?

Mr. Rude: No.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Doesn't play music?

Mr. Rude: Of course it does not play music, you silly man! It is a toaster.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Perfect! (chuckles)

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out three frozen fish fingers from underneath the counter)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I was wondering how I was going to warm up my fish fingers.

(Mr. Scatterbrain puts the fish fingers into the toaster and sets the toaster to toast them. But due to the toaster's broken nature, nothing happens. Something Mr. Scatterbrain picks up on)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I don't think this toaster works.

Mr. Rude: Oh, no kidding. Now give me a new toaster, so I can get out of here!

(Mr. Scatterbrain holds up a handful of fish fingers)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Would you like a frozen fish finger?

Mr. Rude: No.

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a container of car wax)

Mr. Scatterbrain: How about car wax?

Mr. Rude: No.

(Mr. Scatterbrain thinks for a moment before getting an idea)

Mr. Scatterbrain: I know!

(Mr. Scatterbrain goes under the counter and gives Mr. Rude a bag of kitty litter)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Kitty litter!!

(The irate Mr. Rude throws the kitty litter away)

Cat (offscreen): (howls)

(Mr. Rude grabs Mr. Scatterbrain and pills him over the counter)

Mr. Rude: All I want is a toaster that works.

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles) Well, why didn't you say so?

(Mr. Scatterbrain pulls himself back behind the counter and moves the broken toaster out of the way)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go, Mr. Rude.

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a new toaster)

Mr. Scatterbrain: One toaster,

(Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a turkey)

Turkey: (gobbles)

Mr. Scatterbrain: And a turkey.

(Mr. Scatterbrain gives Mr. Rude the toaster and the turkey)

Turkey (overlap): (gobbles)

Mr. Scatterbrain (overlap): It's all way of saying "thank you".

Mr. Rude: Why would I want a turkey?

(Mr. Scatterbrain puts his fingers in the turkey's ear slits)

Mr. Scatterbrain (in a whisper): SHHH!!! You hurt his feelings.

(Mr. Rude leaves with the toaster)

Mr. Rude: I will take the toaster. You keep that thing.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Suit yourself.

(Mr. Scatterbrain walks back to the counter, (with his fingers still in the turkey's ears slits) and sees the fish fingers on the plate)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Who wants a fish finger!?

Turkey: (gobbles)

(A notebook appears, then a pink marker draws Mr. Messy's scribble. Mr. Messy completes himself and eats a slice of pizza. The scene cuts to the next bumper. Little Miss Scary is shown driving a forklift to something offscreen. When she returns, she comes out with a blue octopus-like creature wearing a top hat riding the forks of the forklift. Upon putting the forklift into park, Little Miss Scary puts on her orange cyclops mask)

Miss Scary: AAHHH!

Octopus Creature: (laughs)

(Mr. Tickle pops up from the bottom of the screen and pulls down the next scene. The next scene is a dance video starring Mr. Rude)

Miss Scary (voiceover): Do the scary dance, Dance! Dance! Dance!

(Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey rise up in a hot air balloon. This acts as the transition to the next scene. The next scene begins in the back room. Mr. Strong watches as Little Miss Whoops takes out a floor waxer from a closet)

Mr. Strong: Uh, yo Are you sure you can handle this floor wax are all by yourself, Miss Whoops?

Miss Whoops: Mr. Strong, you're looking at a trained professional.

(Little Miss Whoops flips the floor waxer's switch to the on position and it turns on)

Miss Whoops: See?

Mr. Strong: Good thing I hired you. See ya!

(Mr. Strong leaves. Little Miss Whoops grabs the switch but accidentally breaks it off from the floor waxer)

Miss Whoops: Oh! Whoops!

(Little Miss Whoops grabs the floor waxer, which starts shaking out of control, and starts waxing the floors with the floor waxer dragging Little Miss Whoops around the superstore. Mr. Bump is shown staking cans of creamed corn)

Miss Whoops (offscreen): Run for your life!

(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Whoops)

Miss Whoops: It has a mind of its own!

(Mr. Bump figures out what's about to happen)

Mr. Bump: Poopity-poop.

(Mr. Bump tries to run away)

Mr. Bump: GAH!!!

(Mr. Bump gets hit by Little Miss Whoops and ends up riding the floor waxer)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump jumps off the floor waxer but sees it coming back)

Mr. Bump: Wah!

(Mr. Bump starts running on the floor streaks of the freshly waxed floor as Little Miss Whoops inadvertently chases him with the floor waxer)

Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump, be careful! I just waxed that floor!

Mr. Bump: Oh! Woah! Uh, thanks for the warning!

(Mr. Bump slips on the floor and slides down the waxed path)

Mr. Bump: Woah! (yelps)

(Mr. Bump crashes into a few bird cages offscreen)

Birds (offscreen): (squawking)

(Mr. Bump is shown in a daze in the middle of birds and broken bird cages. Mr. Bump recovers from the daze and sees where he is)

Mr. Bump: Oh!

Birds: (tweets)

(Two birds pick Mr. Bump up by the arms and fly him up above the store)

Birds: (tweeting)

(Mr. Bump looks down to see how high he is and also sees various shoppers from the aerial view. Including Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Rude)

Mr. Bump: Wah! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

(The birds drop Mr. Bump onto a display of pogo sticks. Mr. Bump does crash into them but also lands on one of them and starts bouncing on it)

Mr. Bump: Woah!

(Little Miss Whoops starts chasing the bouncing Mr. Bump with the floor waxer again. Fortunately, the floor waxer starts smoking and soon dies. Mr. Bump gets off the pogo stick)

Mr. Bump: (sighs)

Miss Whoops: Sorry about that, Mr. Bump.

Mr. Bump: No harm done, Miss Whoops.

(Cracking is heard and Mr. Strong, who is on a forklift, accidentally pushes a huge chunk of a wall onto Mr. Bump)

Mr. Strong: Aw, pickles!

(Mr. Bump pops back up in a daze)

Mr. Bump: Poopity-poop!

(The scene iris' out and the ending scene plays by showing some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Scatterbrain sitting behind the counter scratching his head. The plate of fish fingers in front of Mr. Scatterbrain along with several bags of kitty litter on the ground)

Narrator: Once again, it's closing time at the superstore.

(Mr. Tickle is shown tickling Mr. Rude over by the shopping carts)

Narrator: Time for the Mr. Men and Little Misses to call it a day,

(The camera pans over to show the destroyed fruit section of the superstore)

Narrator: And head home to relax.

(Mr. Bump is shown by the canned corn. Mr. Bump tries to run away but us carried away by Little Miss Whoops and her out of control floor waxer)

Narrator: Eager to enjoy their new purchases...

(Little Miss Daredevil leaves the destroyed scooter she wrecked during her test drive behind. Mr. Noisy stares at Little Miss Daredevil with an upset look on his face as she walks away. Mr. Quiet is shown in a daze from the scooter ride)

Narrator: Or not.

(Mr. Quiet turns to the audience and blinks in disbelief. The screen fades to black and the episode ends here)

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The Mr. Men Show Transcripts
Season 1 Physical | Boo-Boos (Doctors & Nurses in the UK; Hospitals in Australia) | Farm | Movies | Science | Lake | Books | Beach | Boats | Mall | Flying | Hobbies | Dance | Inventions | Fair | Camping | Amusement Park  | Trains | Paint | Fish | Adventure | Construction | Snow | Canned Goods | Jobs | Gardens | Collecting | Chores | Restaurants | Music | Full Moon | Night | Food | Bugs | Cooking | Rainy Day | Heatwave | Sleep | Yard Work (Lawns in the UK) | Parade | Games | Superstore | Hotel | Birthday | Car Wash | Wildlife | Dillydale Day | Cars | Sightseeing | The Dark | Circus | Ships
Season 2 Picnics | Driving | Outer Space | Clean Teeth | Airports | Shoes | Arts and Crafts | Game Shows | Garages | Eyeglasses | Toys | Reptiles | Hats | Robots | Parties | Up and Down | Dining Out | Gifts | Sun and Moon | Telephone | Seashore | Washing and Drying | Sneezes and Hiccups | Fruit | Radio | Supermarket | Skyscrapers | Cinema | Getting Around | Clocks | Post Office | Pets | Dance, Dance, Dance | Trees | Library | Pirates | Goo | Trains and Planes | Out to Sea | Next Door | Lunch | Machines | Home Improvement | Fairies and Gnomes | Birds | Bath and Bubbles | Sand and Surf | Parks | Surprises | Travel | Bad Weather | Pests
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