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UK Dub[]
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big brown screen comes up with "The Dark" written on it with a lit candle in a vintage candle holder and who created the episode underneath. Crickets are heard chirping in the background)
(A big brown screen comes up with "The Dark" written on it with a lit candle in a vintage candle holder and who created the episode underneath)
Crickets (offscreen): (chirping)
(The episode begins during the day. The houses of Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Rude are shown)
Narrator: As another day in Dillydale comes to a close...
(The sky becomes dark as day turns into night)
Narrator: Night falls. And with night...
(Little Miss Calamity is shown riding a bicycle with headlights on)
Narrator: Comes the dark. Of course,
(The lightbulb in the bicycle's headlights go out and Little Miss Calamity pedals into a streetlight)
Narrator: With the dark,
(The streetlight turns on as Little Miss Calamity crashes into it and falls to the ground)
Narrator: Comes the light!
(The camera pans over to Little Miss Whoops' house. Little Miss Whoops is shown preparing to serve dinner to Mr. Quiet)
Narrator: So the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Little Miss Whoops trips and the dinner plate flies across the room)
Miss Whoops: Whoops!
(In another room of Little Miss Whoops' house, Mr. Quiet is shown reading a book in a chair next to a lamp. The dinner plate lands on the lamp, the lamp falls down, and the room goes dark)
Narrator: Have no reason to fear the dark.
(The camera pans over to Mr. Nervous' house. The light in the lighthouse part of his house is on and Mr. Nervous is shown standing in that area)
Narrator: Unless, they fear everything anyway.
(Mr. Nervous trembles in fear as the camera zooms in closer to him. The screen fades to black and the first scene begins. Mr. Bump is over at Little Miss Helpful's house to help her out with a favor)
Miss Helpful: I really do appreciate you coming over to change my light bulb, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: Oh, it's terrible to be in the dark, Miss Helpful.
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful reach the basement door)
Mr. Bump: Uh, where's the lamp?
Miss Helpful: Oh! It's not a lamp!
(Little Miss Helpful opens the door to the basement)
Miss Helpful: It's the light that's over the stairs!
(The camera cuts to the basement light that's over the stairs. It is a simple lightbulb that is turned on by a pull chain)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Didn't I mention that?
(Mr. Bump peers down the stairs)
Mr. Bump: Uh...I don't think you did, Miss Helpful.
(Little Miss Helpful joins Mr. Bump on the top stair leading to the basement and points to the lightbulb. Mr. Bump walks down a few stairs so Little Miss Helpful can come in)
Miss Helpful: It's that bulb right there!
Mr. Bump: Uh-huh.
(Mr. Bump looks down the stairs)
Mr. Bump: What exactly is down these stairs?
Miss Helpful: Oh, just the basement. You know, cobwebs, big scary spiders.
Mr. Bump: (moans nervously)
Miss Helpful: An old rake and a rusty shovel. Now, that lightbulb. You think you could reach it?
Mr. Bump: Uh. Well, I'll give it a try.
(Mr. Bump starts reaching for the lightbulb but he is too small to reach it)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Little Miss Helpful gets an idea)
Miss Helpful: Well, maybe if you stand on the handrail. I'll hold you.
Mr. Bump: Uh...well...uh...okay.
(Mr. Bump climbs onto the handrail)
Mr. Bump: Hold onto me so I don't fall!
Miss Helpful: Will do!
(Little Miss Helpful grabs onto Mr. Bump's bandages and Mr. Bump tries to reach for the lightbulb but is still too short to reach it)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Little Miss Helpful gets an idea)
Miss Helpful: You know, I bet this would easier with a ladder.
(Little Miss Helpful lets go of Mr. Bump and leaves to get the ladder. Without Little Miss Helpful holding him, Mr. Bump falls off the handrail and tumbles down the stairs into the basement)
Mr. Bump: (screams) Oh! Ow! Ow! Oh! Ow Oh!
(Mr. Bump crash lands into the basement offscreen. Little Miss Helpful looks downstairs with great concern)
Miss Helpful: Oh.
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Found your rake!
(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Bump standing on a ladder that Little Miss Helpful is holding. She has the lightbulb in her other hand for Mr. Bump)
Miss Helpful: Here's the new lightbulb.
Mr. Bump: Uh, okay.
(Little Miss Helpful hands Mr. Bump the lightbulb and he screws it into the lightbulb socket)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Little Miss Helpful realizes something)
Miss Helpful: Oh wait! That's not the new lightbulb!
Mr. Bump: Huh?
Miss Helpful: That's the one that's burned out! I'll go and get a new one.
(Little Miss Helpful runs upstairs to get a new lightbulb. Because she lets go of the ladder, the ladder and Mr. Bump end up falling down the stairs into the basement)
Mr. Bump: No! No! Don't!! Oh! Poopity poooooooop!
(Mr. Bump crash lands in the basement and the old lightbulb falls out of the lightbulb socket and breaks on impact)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Found your rusty shovel!
(Little Miss Helpful walks back over)
Miss Helpful: Thanks. Mr. Bump. I'll be right back with a lightbulb that works.
(Little Miss Helpful leaves to get the new lightbulb. The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Bump in a bucket truck being driven by Little Miss Helpful is holding)
Mr. Bump: (mumbles)
(Little Miss Helpful navigates Mr. Bump to the empty lightbulb holder)
Mr. Bump: Okay, that should do it!
(Mr. Bump screws the lightbulb in)
Mr. Bump: Turn on the switch, Miss Helpful! Let there be light!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: What did you say, Mr. Bump? To the right? More height?
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: No turn the-!
(Little Miss Helpful lowers Mr. Bump very quickly)
Mr. Bump: No, light!
(Little Miss Helpful raises Mr. Bump very quickly)
Mr. Bump: Light!
(Little Miss Helpful lowers Mr. Bump very quickly)
Mr. Bump: LIGHT!
(Little Miss Helpful raises Mr. Bump very quickly. Mr. Bump ands up falling down in the bucket)
Mr. Bump: LIGHT!!! OW!
(The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: No problem, Mr. Bump!
(Little Miss Helpful accidentally dumps Mr. Bump out of the basket. This results in Mr. Bump tumbling down the stairs again)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Ow! Hurt! Ooh! O-ow! Ooh! Ow! OW!
(Mr. Bump crash lands into the basement offscreen)
Spider (offscreen): (growling)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): I found a big scary spider!
(Little Miss Helpful pulls back the bucket from the bucket truck and walks to the entrance to the basement)
Miss Helpful: Oh! Can you feed him for me?
(Little Miss Helpful realizes Mr. Bump isn't there and starts looking around)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): (incoherent noises)
Miss Helpful: Mr. Bump?
(Little Miss Helpful sees a light switch)
Miss Helpful: Hey! What's this switch do?
(Little Miss Helpful flicks the light switch and a huge light hanging from the ceiling in the basement turns on. Illuminating the entire basement)
Miss Helpful: I forgot all about this other light! Maybe I don't need that lightbulb changed after all!
(The camera cuts down to the basement to show Mr. Bump defending himself with a broomstick against a giant spider)
Mr. Bump: Uh, good to know, Miss Helpful!
(Mr. Bump resumes defending himself from the giant spider)
Mr. Bump: Get back, spider! Try to get back! I say!
(Mr. Lazy walks to the center of the screen)
Mr. Lazy: (yawns)
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Lazy's mouth where the first bumper is shown. It is completely pitch black except for two sets of eyes. The lights turn on revealing that it's Mr. Happy and his reflection in the bathroom mirror that were the two sets of eyes. Mr. Happy brushes his teeth at the sink. Mr. Happy then turns off the light and shows the viewers (in the dark) his and his reflection's white smile. Mr. Scatterbrain peeks in from the top of the screen and pulls the next scene up. It is a dance video starring Little Miss Helpful)
Mr. Tickle (voiceover): (giggles) Looks like someone needs to dance! Come on, everybody! Let's dance!
(After the music video, the screen cuts to the next bumper. The next bumper shows Mr. Strong posing in front of a bathroom mirror. Mr. Strong then goes to turn off the light only to cause the whole wall to fall down. Little Miss Daredevil pushes the old scene away and transitions to the next scene. The scene shows "Miss Scary's Late Night Scare Fest" on the TV. The camera zooms in close to Little Miss Scary's house)
Wolf (offscreen): (howls)
(As lightning flashes and thunder booms, Little Miss Scary is shown standing inside her house with one of the window on the highest floor open and she is wearing her green, red eyed, fanged mask)
Miss Scary: (laughs evilly)
(The camera cuts away from the TV and reveals that Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy are the ones watching the show)
Mr. Messy: Shazam! This is gonna be good and scary!
Mr. Pernickety: It certainly is, Mr. Messy. That's why I invited you over.
(Mr. Pernickety moves his finger around the edge of a bowl of popcorn in slight embarrassment)
Mr. Pernickety: I much prefer company when frightened.
(Mr. Pernickety offers Mr. Messy some popcorn from the popcorn bowl he was holding)
Mr. Pernickety: Some popcorn?
Mr. Messy: Don't mind if I do, Mr. Pernickety!
(Mr. Messy digs his hand into the popcorn bowl and a few pieces of popcorn get on the sofa and floor. Mr. Pernickety rolls his eyes as the popcorn lands on the floor. The camera cuts back to the TV)
Miss Scary: Welcome to "Miss Scary's Late Night Scare Fest!" I'll be showing you some classic scares with the help of my assistant,
Crow: (caws)
Miss Scary: Mr. Bounce. Mr. Bounce!?
(The camera cuts to the scene happening live)
Miss Scary: I bet he's wearing my scary masks without my permission! Mr. Bounce!?
(Mr. Bounce peers from behind Little Miss Scary's chair)
Crow: (caws)
Mr. Bounce: Mmmm! You rang...Miss Scary?
(Little Miss Scary sees Mr. Bounce and gets so scared that she tips over in her chair)
Miss Scary: (screams)
(The scene cuts to Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy watching the show)
Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy: (screams)
(The scene cuts back to MSLNSF happening live)
Miss Scary (overlap): (laughs)
Crow (overlap): (cawing)
Miss Scary: That was fantastic, Mr. Bounce! But I do the scaring around here!
(Little Miss Scary rights up her chair)
Miss Scary: Let's not forget it's called, "Miss Scary's Late Night Scare Fest!"
(Little Miss Scary snatches the crow off of Mr. Bounce's head and puts it on her own head)
Crow: (caws)
Miss Scary: Not "Mr. Bounce's Late Night Scare Fest!" Watch!
(Little Miss Scary makes a scary face at the camera)
Miss Scary: (growls)
(The scene cuts to Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy watching the show)
Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy: (screams)
Mr. Messy: (whimpers)
Mr. Pernickety: That is one frightening Little Miss!
Mr. Messy: I'll say. Do ya have anymore butter for this popcorn?
Mr. Pernickety: Shhhh! I'm trying to listen.
(The scene cuts back to MSLNSF happening live)
Mr. Bounce: All of Dillydale knows that you are the Queen of Fright, Miss Scary. Your masks are ready!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away to go get them)
Miss Scary: Excellent, Mr. Bounce!
Crow: (caws)
Miss Scary: Bring them to me!
(Mr. Bounce appears behind Little Miss Scary's chairs. Mr. Bounce is shown holding Little Miss Scary's masks and puts on the orange cyclops one. Little Miss Scary looks at Mr. Bounce)
Miss Scary: (screams)
(Little Miss Scary gets gets so scared that she tips over in her chair again. The crow flies off the chair as a reflex. Mr. Bounce ends up dropping the other three masks and starts bouncing around uncontrollably (all while still wearing the orange mask. The camera cuts back to Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy)
Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy: (screams)
(Mr. Messy throws the bowl of popcorn at the TV in self-defense. Mr. Pernickety is not pleased with the mess)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh!
(The scene cuts back to MSLNSF happening live. Mr. Bounce is still bouncing all over the place)
Miss Scary: Mr. Bounce, stop playing around!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy)
Miss Scary (overlap and the TV): And bring my masks over here!
Mr. Messy (overlap): Now, that's scary!
Mr. Pernickety: It certainly is!
(Mr. Messy starts wiping his butter covered hands on Mr. Pernickety's sofa)
Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Messy!
Mr. Messy: Ooh!
Mr. Pernickety: Do not wipe your filthy hands on my clean sofa!
(Lightning flashes)
Mr. Messy: Uh, I don't like the looks of this!
(Mr. Pernickety looks at his sofa)
Mr. Pernickety: Neither do I! I see butter stains!
(The scene cuts back to the live footage of "Miss Scary's Late Night Scare-Fest". Little Miss Scary is frustrated with Mr. Bounce as he continues bouncing nonstop)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! Whee!
Miss Scary: Oh! Ah!
Mr. Bounce (overlap): Whee! Whee!
Miss Scary (overlap): You're ruining my show!
(Little Miss Scary runs to the window and opens it)
Mr. Bounce: Sorry about that, Miss Scary!
(Mr. Bounce bounces out of the open window)
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): Goodbye!
Crow: (squawks)
Miss Scary: Don't forget to bring back my mask! Glad that's over.
(Little Miss Scary walks back to the center of the room)
Miss Scary: Now it's time for some real scares! Come closer!
(The camera zooms in closer to Little Miss Scary. The camera cuts back to Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy. Mr. Pernickety is working to remove the butter stains from the couch)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh!
(Mr. Messy is nervously trying to open a bag of cheese puffs)
Mr. Messy: (grunts)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh!
(The bag opens with a loud bang and cheese puffs fly all over the room)
Mr. Messy: (screams)
(Mr. Messy runs away (accidentally getting a soda cup on his foot) and hides behind the couch)
Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Messy!
(Mr. Messy pops up from behind the couch)
Mr. Messy: Sorry, Mr. P. But I get extra messy when I'm scared.
Mr. Pernickety: Then change the channel! Quickly!
(Mr. Messy throws the cushions off the couch looking for the remote)
Mr. Messy: I can't find the remote!
(Mr. Messy starts running around in a panic. Crashing into various things and making a bigger mess)
Mr. Messy: (screams)
Mr. Pernickety: This is the last time I invite you over to watch television!
(Mr. Messy hides under the couch)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh!
Mr. Messy: (grunts)
(Mr. Messy finds the remote and rapidly changes the channel)
Miss Scary: Ahh-
(The channel changes)
Miss Sunshine: Shuffle step. Tap, tap.
Mr. Pernickety (offscreen and overlap): This used to be my favorite show!
Miss Sunshine (overlap): Change feet. Tap, tap.
Mr. Pernickety (offscreen and overlap): Then I went off it.
Miss Sunshine (overlap): There you go. Tap, tap.
(Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy watch in confusion)
Miss Sunshine (offscreen and on the TV): Everybody tap tap.
(Mr. Messy puts his hand on Mr. Pernickety's back)
Miss Sunshine (offscreen and on the TV): One, two, tap, tap.
Mr. Messy: If it's okay with you. Mr. P....
(Mr. Messy heads for the exit)
Mr. Messy: I'm going home.
(Mr. Messy exits Mr. Pernickety's side of the duplex and Mr. Persnickety slightly pushes him outside)
Mr. Pernickety: Yes! Please do, Goodnight.
(Mr. Pernickety closes the door)
Mr. Messy: (sighs) Guess there was nothing to be afraid of. it's only TV!
(Mr. Messy starts heading home when he sees Mr. Bounce (still wearing Little Miss Scary's mask) bounce past)
Mr. Bounce: Whee! I'm bouncing to get you.
Mr. Messy: Huh?
(Mr. Messy realizes that he was wrong)
Mr. Messy: (screams)
(Mr. Messy runs back to Mr. Pernickety's front door and starts banging on it)
Mr. Messy: Mr. Pernickety!! LET ME BACK IN!!! I'LL TIDY!!
(Mr. Messy continues banging on the door as the screen iris' out to the next bumper. The next bumper shows Mr. Small washing his hands in the bathroom. Once he finishes, he turns off the water and tries reaching for the pull chain that turns off the bathroom light. Mr. Small struggles to reach the pull chain, so he jumps up to reach it. Unfortunately, this results in Mr. Small constantly pulling up and down on the chain as he can no longer reach the ground. This results in the bathroom light going off and on a few times. After the lights go off for the fifth time, the next scene begins. Mr. Quiet, Mr. Stubborn, and Mr. Grumpy are shown on the docks of the Dillydale Swamp in search of a dangerous creature only seen at night. Mr. Quiet is shown holding a bucket of chum and two fishing poles. Mr. Grumpy is holding a torch and is keeping his eyes open for the creature)
Mr. Grumpy: It's somewhere in that swamp, gentlemen. The legendary Dillydale Swamp Creature!
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Mr. Stubborn: This is a waste of time, Mr. Grumpy! The swamp creature does not exist!
Mr. Grumpy: Well, tell that to my boat! That pesky monster...
(Mr. Grumpy shines his torch onto his boat. A huge bite mark is shown at the stern of the boat)
Mr. Grumpy: Bit off my propeller last night!
(Mr. Quiet's jaw drops in disbelief)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
(Mr. Quiet and Mr. Grumpy glare at Mr. Stubborn for his lack of belief)
Mr. Stubborn: The propeller probably fell off.
(Mr. Grumpy turns off his torch)
Mr. Grumpy: I told you, the monster in here and it only comes out at night! Now, are you going to help me catch that thing or what?
(Mr. Stubborn is shown holding a torch)
Mr. Stubborn: I am going to prove you wrong!
(Mr. Quiet realizes that Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy's arguing isn't going to remedy the situation)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, this is a really bad idea.
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Quiet, start tossing that monster bait into the water.
(Mr. Quiet walks to the edge of the dock)
Mr. Quiet: (groans in disgust)
(Mr. Quiet lifts up the bucket of chum)
Mr. Quiet: Yuck.
(Mr. Quiet drops the fishpoles next to him. The camera cuts back to Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Stubborn: You think this Swamp Creature going to come out for monster bait?
Mr. Grumpy: Yes. Now if you hear a gurgling sound, it means the monster is near. So be ready to...
(Mr. Grumpy shines his torch in Mr. Stubborn's face)
Mr. Grumpy: Shine your light on it.
(Mr. Grumpy turns his torch off. Mr. Quiet is shown chumming the water with the monster bait)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, that's an awful lot of monster bait.
(Having heard Mr. Quiet, Mr. Grumpy goes over to Mr. Quiet and wraps his arm around him)
Mr. Grumpy: Best that you don't talk...
Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Quiet!
Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)
Owl (offscreen): (hoots)
Mr. Grumpy: The Swamp Creature won't come out if there's noise.
Mr. Stubborn: It won't come out because it does not exist! This story is made up to keep people out of the swamp at night!
(Mr. Grumpy shines his torch at Mr. Stubborn in frustration)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm telling you, I saw the thing with my own eyes! Right here!
(Mr. Grumpy points down at his fishing boat)
Mr. Grumpy: From my fishing boat!
(Mr. Stubborn shines his torch at Mr. Grumpy. Gurgling is heard in the water as bubbles start forming on the water's surface and start making their way to Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Stubborn: Are you sure you didn't see a frog?
(Mr. Grumpy covers Mr. Stubborn's torch and Mr. Quiet sees the bubbles busting on the water)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Yes.
Mr. Quiet (overlap): (whimpers) Oh!
Mr. Stubborn: Or a turtle?
(The camera zooms in closer to Mr. Quiet and the bubbles and gurgling are more noticeable)
Mr. Quiet: (whimpers in fear)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): No, it was not a turtle.
(Mr. Quiet turns his head towards Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Quiet: Look! Down here!
(Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy fail to hear Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Stubborn: Maybe it was a duck?
(Mr. Stubborn shines his torch at Mr. Grumpy again. This temporarily blinds Mr. Grumpy due to the brightness)
Mr. Grumpy: No! It was not a duck!
(The Swamp Creature starts rising out of the water but only Mr. Quiet sees it)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): It was a swamp creature!
Mr. Quiet: (yelps)
Mr. Grumpy: A scary, giant...
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
Mr. Grumpy: Swamp creature!
(The bright light from the torch goes away)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
(The swamp creature rises further out of the water)
Mr. Quiet: No doubt here. This is a monster!
(The Swamp Creature uses its frog-like tongue to eat the entire bucket of chum right out of Mr. Quiet's hands)
Mr. Quiet: Ooh! Uh, someone?
(Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy are too busy arguing to notice)
Mr. Stubborn: Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake! FAKE!!!
Mr. Grumpy: Will you stop it!?
(The swamp creature rises further out of the water)
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Mr. Stubborn: I'll stop when you stop telling stories!
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Mr. Grumpy: I should have known better than to invite you on this expedition!
Mr. Stubborn: And I should have known better than to accept!
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: Um...you too might want to turn around, you know.
(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Stubborn: DON'T INTERRUPT ME, MR. QUIET!!! Mr. Grumpy and I are having a discussion!
(Mr. Quiet starts panicking)
Mr. Quiet: (gasps)
Mr. Grumpy: More like a person who's completely right,
Mr. Quiet: Oh!
Mr. Grumpy: Talking to one who's completely wrong!!
(The swamp creature smiles and reaches its giant hand and arm over towards Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
(Mr. Quiet is paralyzed with fear over what the swamp creature is doing)
Mr. Stubborn: I'm glad you finally see things my way, Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Grumpy turns around just as the Swamp Creature grabs Mr. Stubborn by his hair (or rather the two hairs on his head))
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Oh! Crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Stubborn (overlap): (yelps)
(Mr. Grumpy throws his hat to the ground and the Swamp Creature drags Mr. Stubborn underwater. The latter being witnessed by Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Stubborn: (yelps as he is dragged underwater then starts gurgling under the water)
Mr. Quiet: It was really nice knowing you, Mr. Stubborn.
(Mr. Grumpy looks around for Mr. Stubborn but fails to find him)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, where'd he go off to? He ran off?
(Mr. Quiet tries to tell Mr. Grumpy what just happened but fails to find the words)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): (chuckles)
Mr. Quiet (overlap): Um, uh, um...
Mr. Grumpy: Typical.
(Mr. Quiet points at the swamp as Mr. Grumpy puts his hat back on)
Mr. Grumpy: Well, let's go home.
Mr. Quiet: No, Mr.-
(Mr. Grumpy starts leaving when Mr. Quiet and the viewers see Mr. Stubborn sitting on the stomach of the Swamp Creature)
Mr. Grumpy: All this hooting and hollering must've who scared the monster away!
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
(Mr. Quiet runs to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Grumpy finally sees the Swamp Creature and, in turn, Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Grumpy jumps up in surprise and fear and he and Mr. Quiet start trembling)
Mr. Grumpy: (screams) M-Mr. Stubborn!
Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)
Mr. Grumpy: I-it's the-the-the-the-the...it's the Swamp Creature!
Mr. Stubborn: I told you, the Swamp Creature does not exist!
Mr. Grumpy: Well then, what is that!?
Mr. Stubborn: This? This is just a giant frog!
(Mr. Bump is shown hanging for his dear life as transition to the next bumper occurs)
Mr. Bump: (screams)
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown making a few funny faces in the bathroom mirror he turns the light off for a moment. When he turns it back on, the Dillydale Swamp Creature (wearing Mr. Scatterbrain's hat) appears in the mirror instead of Mr. Scatterbrain's reflection)
Dillydale Swamp Creature: (growls)
(Mr. Scatterbrain looks at it in confusion before turning the light off again. The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Calamity riding her bicycle with headlights on)
Narrator: All across Dillydale...
(The lightbulb in the bicycle's headlights go out and Little Miss Calamity pedals into a streetlight. The streetlight turns on as Little Miss Calamity crashes into it and falls to the ground. At another streetlight in front of Mr. Bump's house, Mr. Bump is shown fending off the giant spider from Little Miss Helpful's basement with a broom)
Narrator: There are those...
(In front of Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Messy's duplex, Mr. Bounce (wearing Little Miss Scary's orange cyclops mask) bounces over Mr. Messy)
Narrator: Who embrace darkness.
(Over at Mr. Nervous' house, Mr. Nervous is shown waving his flashlight around in fear)
Narrator: While others wish they could avoid it.
(At Little Miss Scary's house, the lights are off and it is eerily quiet)
Narrator: And then, there are those...
(The camera zooms in closer to Little Miss Scary's house. As lightning flashes and thunder booms, Little Miss Scary is shown standing inside her house with one of the window on the highest floor open and she is wearing her green, red eyed, fanged mask)
Narrator: Who truly know how to celebrate the dark!
Miss Scary: (laughs)
(The screen fades to black)
(The episode ends here)
Deleted Scene[]
Mr. Quiet: Do you have the deleted scene?
Mr. Nosey: I only see it from the US version of the episode. Not the UK. Unless someone finds it and alerts Icequeen NinjaWarrior, the template stays.
Please do not remove the {{Missing UK Deleted Scene}} tag until the deleted scene is found in the UK version.
US Dub[]
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big brown screen comes up with "The Dark" written on it with a lit candle in a vintage candle holder and who created the episode underneath)
Crickets (offscreen): (chirping)
(The episode begins during the day. The houses of Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Chatterbox, and Mr. Rude are shown)
Narrator: As another day in Dillydale comes to a close...
(The sky becomes dark as day turns into night)
Narrator: Night falls. And with night...
(Little Miss Calamity is shown riding a bicycle with headlights on)
Narrator: Comes the dark. Of course,
(The lightbulb in the bicycle's headlights go out and Little Miss Calamity pedals into a streetlight)
Narrator: With the dark,
(The streetlight turns on as Little Miss Calamity crashes into it and falls to the ground)
Miss Calamity (overlap): Woah!
Narrator (overlap): Comes the light!
(The camera pans over to Little Miss Whoops' house. Little Miss Whoops is shown preparing to serve dinner to Mr. Quiet)
Narrator: So the Mr. Men and Little Misses...
(Little Miss Whoops trips and the dinner plate flies across the room)
Miss Whoops: (yelps) Whoops!
(In another room of Little Miss Whoops' house, Mr. Quiet is shown reading a book in a chair next to a lamp. The dinner plate lands on the lamp, the lamp falls down, and the room goes dark)
Narrator: Have no reason to fear the dark.
(The camera pans over to Mr. Nervous' house. The light in the lighthouse part of his house is on and Mr. Nervous is shown standing in that area)
Narrator: Unless, of course, they fear everything anyway.
(Mr. Nervous trembles in fear as the camera zooms in closer to him. The screen fades to black and the first scene begins. Mr. Bump is over at Little Miss Helpful's house to help her out with a favor)
Miss Helpful: I sure do appreciate you coming over to change my light bulb, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: Oh, it's terrible to be in the dark, Miss Helpful.
(Mr. Bump and Little Miss Helpful reach the basement door)
Mr. Bump: Uh, where's the lamp?
Miss Helpful: Oh! It's not a lamp!
(Little Miss Helpful opens the door to the basement)
Miss Helpful: It's the light over the stairs!
(The camera cuts to the basement light that's over the stairs. It is a simple lightbulb that is turned on by a pull chain)
Miss Helpful (offscreen): Did I mention that?
(Mr. Bump peers down the stairs)
Mr. Bump: Uh...I don't think you did, Miss Helpful.
(Little Miss Helpful joins Mr. Bump on the top stair leading to the basement and points to the lightbulb. Mr. Bump walks down a few stairs so Little Miss Helpful can come in)
Miss Helpful: It's that bulb right there!
Mr. Bump: Uh-huh. Uh...
(Mr. Bump looks down the stairs)
Mr. Bump: What exactly is down these stairs?
Miss Helpful: Oh, just the basement. You know, cobwebs, big scary spiders, maybe an old rake and a rusty shovel. Now, about that lightbulb. You think you could reach it?
Mr. Bump: I'll give it a try.
(Mr. Bump starts reaching for the lightbulb but he is too small to reach it)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Little Miss Helpful gets an idea)
Miss Helpful: Hey! Maybe if you stand on the handrail? I'll hold you.
Mr. Bump: Uh...well...okay.
(Mr. Bump climbs onto the handrail)
Mr. Bump: Now, hold onto me so I don't fall!
Miss Helpful: Will do!
(Little Miss Helpful grabs onto Mr. Bump's bandages and Mr. Bump tries to reach for the lightbulb but is still too short to reach it)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Little Miss Helpful gets an idea)
Miss Helpful: You know, I bet this would easier with a ladder.
(Little Miss Helpful lets go of Mr. Bump and leaves to get the ladder. Without Little Miss Helpful holding him, Mr. Bump falls off the handrail and tumbles down the stairs into the basement)
Mr. Bump: Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow Oh! Ow! Ow! Ooh!
(Mr. Bump crash lands into the basement offscreen. Little Miss Helpful looks downstairs with great concern)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Found your rake!
(The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Bump standing on a ladder that Little Miss Helpful is holding. She has the lightbulb in her other hand for Mr. Bump)
Miss Helpful: Here's the new lightbulb.
Mr. Bump: Okay.
(Little Miss Helpful hands Mr. Bump the lightbulb and he screws it into the lightbulb socket)
Mr. Bump: (grunts)
(Little Miss Helpful realizes something)
Miss Helpful: Oh wait! That's not the new lightbulb! That's the one that's burned out. I'll go get a new one.
(Little Miss Helpful runs upstairs to get a new lightbulb. Because she lets go of the ladder, the ladder and Mr. Bump end up falling down the stairs into the basement)
Mr. Bump: No! No! Don't!! Don't! Woah! Poopity poop! WAAAAAHHHH!
(Mr. Bump crash lands in the basement and the old lightbulb falls out of the lightbulb socket and breaks on impact)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Ow! Found your rusty shovel!
(Little Miss Helpful walks back over)
Miss Helpful: Thanks. Mr. Bump. I'll be right back with the lightbulb that works.
(Little Miss Helpful leaves to get the new lightbulb. The scene transitions to sometime later. Mr. Bump in a bucket truck being driven by Little Miss Helpful is holding. Little Miss Helpful navigates Mr. Bump to the empty lightbulb holder)
Mr. Bump: Okay, that should do it!
(Mr. Bump screws the lightbulb in)
Mr. Bump: Flip the switch, Miss Helpful! Let there be light!
(The camera cuts back to Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: What was that, Mr. Bump? To the right? More height?
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump: No I said light!
(Little Miss Helpful lowers Mr. Bump very quickly)
Mr. Bump: Light!
(Little Miss Helpful raises Mr. Bump very quickly)
Mr. Bump: No!
(Little Miss Helpful lowers Mr. Bump very quickly)
Mr. Bump: NO!!
(Little Miss Helpful raises Mr. Bump very quickly. Mr. Bump ands up falling down in the bucket. The camera cuts back over to Little Miss Helpful)
Miss Helpful: No problem, Mr. Bump!
(Little Miss Helpful accidentally dumps Mr. Bump out of the basket. This results in Mr. Bump tumbling down the stairs again)
Mr. Bump: No! Ow! Hurt! Ack! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!
(Mr. Bump crash lands into the basement offscreen)
Spider (offscreen): (growling)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): Found your giant spider!
(The spider is heard biting Mr. Bump)
Mr. Bump (offscreen): (grunts)
(Little Miss Helpful pulls back the bucket from the bucket truck and walks to the entrance to the basement)
Miss Helpful: Thank you, Mr. Bump!
(Little Miss Helpful realizes Mr. Bump isn't there and starts looking around)
Miss Helpful: Mr. Bump?
(Little Miss Helpful sees a light switch)
Miss Helpful: Hey! What's this switch go to?
(Little Miss Helpful flicks the light switch and a huge light hanging from the ceiling in the basement turns on. Illuminating the entire basement)
Miss Helpful: I forgot all about this other light! I guess I don't need that lightbulb changed after all!
(The camera cuts down to the basement to show Mr. Bump defending himself with a broomstick against a giant spider)
Mr. Bump: Uh, good to know, Miss Helpful!
(Mr. Bump resumes defending himself from the giant spider)
Mr. Bump: Back! Back, I say! Shoo! Shoo!
(Mr. Lazy walks to the center of the screen)
Mr. Lazy: (yawns)
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Lazy's mouth where the first bumper is shown. It is completely pitch black except for two sets of eyes. The lights turn on revealing that it's Mr. Happy and his reflection in the bathroom mirror that were the two sets of eyes. Mr. Happy brushes his teeth at the sink. Mr. Happy then turns off the light and shows the viewers (in the dark) his and his reflection's white smile. Mr. Scatterbrain peeks in from the top of the screen and pulls the next scene up. It is a dance video starring Little Miss Helpful)
Mr. Tickle (voiceover): Looks like someone needs to dance! Come on, everybody! Let's dance! 🎵Dance, dance, dance! Everybody dance, dance dance!🎵
(After the music video, the scene cuts to Mr. Nervous exploring a forest full of giant pine trees at night. There is a full moon out)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): Oh, isn't this nice?
(The camera pans down to show Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Nervous: I've always wanted to visit the famous Giant Pine Tree Forest!
(Mr. Nervous starts walking around)
Mr. Nervous: And here I am. (chuckles)
(Mr. Nervous stops to look around)
Mr. Nervous: Oh, they are certainly tall trees.
(Mr. Nervous excitement starts transforming into fear)
Mr. Nervous: That block out the moonlight.
Owl (offscreen): (hooting)
Mr. Nervous: Making it...very...
(Mr. Nervous shuffles to a pine tree)
Mr. Nervous: Geeh! Dark!
(Mr. Nervous starts digging in his pockets for a flashlight)
Owl (offscreen): (hooting)
Mr. Nervous: I know I have a-
(A tree branch taps Mr. Nervous on the shoulder)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(Mr. Nervous takes out his flashlight and shines it around)
Mr. Nervous: Who's there?!
(Mr. Nervous looks around before realizing that it was only a tree branch. This calms Mr. Nervous down)
Mr. Nervous: Oh silly! That tree branch wasn't tapping me on the shoulder.
(A pine cone falls on Mr. Nervous' head. Reigniting his fear)
Mr. Nervous: Gah! Oh!
(Mr. Nervous starts running deeper into the forest)
Mr. Nervous: I definitely felt something that time!
(Mr. Nervous peers from behind a large rock)
Mr. Nervous: Oh no! N-n-n-no!
(Mr. Nervous climbs to the top of the rock)
Mr. Nervous: I'm surrounded! There's no way out!
(Mr. Nervous covers his eyes in fear)
Mr. Nosey (offscreen): Mr. Nervous?
(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that it is not only daytime, but Mr. Nervous is standing on top of a cabin that is surrounded by miniature pine trees. Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey are on the ground greeting Mr. Nervous)
Mr. Small: Good tidings!
(The camera zooms in towards Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small)
Mr. Small: Mr. Nosey and I just wanted to welcome you to "Tiny Pines Vacation Cabins"!
(Mr. Small tips his hat to Mr. Nervous to welcome him. Mr. Small then puts his hat back on his head. The camera zooms out to show Mr. Nervous on top of his cabin as well as the Tiny Pine Forest)
Mr. Nosey: Mm-hmm! We gave you the cabin with the best view of the Tiny Pines Forest!
(The camera zooms back in towards Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small)
Mr. Small: If there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable, don't hesitate to ask.
(The camera zooms back out)
Mr. Nervous: Geeh! Vacation's over!
(Mr. Nervous gets down from the roof and drives away in his car)
Mr. Nervous: Giant, horrendous, menacing trees!
(The camera zooms back in towards Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small)
Mr. Nosey: I can't believe he's not gonna stay for the free breakfast pastries.
Mr. Small: Some people are a mystery, Nose. Some people are a mystery.
(The screen fades to the next bumper. The next bumper shows Mr. Strong posing in front of a bathroom mirror)
Mr. Strong: (grunts)
(Mr. Strong then goes to turn off the light only to cause the whole wall to fall down)
Mr. Strong: Hmm...
(Little Miss Daredevil pushes the old scene away and transitions to the next scene. The scene shows "Miss Scary's Late Night Scare Fest" on the TV. The camera zooms in close to Little Miss Scary's house)
Wolf (offscreen): (howls)
(As lightning flashes and thunder booms, Little Miss Scary is shown standing inside her house with one of the window on the highest floor open and she is wearing her green, red eyed, fanged mask)
Miss Scary: (laughs evilly)
(The camera cuts away from the TV and reveals that Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy are the ones watching the show)
Mr. Messy: Shazam! This is gonna be good and scary!
Mr. Persnickety: It certainly is, Mr. Messy. Uh, that's why I invited you over.
(Mr. Persnickety moves his finger around the edge of a bowl of popcorn in slight embarrassment)
Mr. Persnickety: I much prefer company when frightened.
(Mr. Persnickety offers Mr. Messy some popcorn from the popcorn bowl he was holding)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, popcorn?
Mr. Messy: Don't mind if I do, Mr. Persnickety!
(Mr. Messy digs his hand into the popcorn bowl and a few pieces of popcorn get on the sofa and floor)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh!
(The camera cuts back to the TV)
Miss Scary: Welcome to "Miss Scary's Late Night Scare Fest!" I'll be showing you some classic scares with the help of my assistant Mr. Bounce. Mr. Bounce!?
(The camera cuts to the scene happening live)
Miss Scary: I bet he's wearing my scary masks without my permission! Mr. Bounce!?
(Mr. Bounce peers from behind Little Miss Scary's chair)
Mr. Bounce: You rang...Miss Scary?
(Little Miss Scary sees Mr. Bounce and gets so scared that she tips over in her chair)
Miss Scary: AHHH!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy watching the show)
Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy: (screams)
(The scene cuts back to MSLNSF happening live)
Miss Scary: (laughs) That was fantastic Mr. Bounce! But I do the scaring around here!
(Little Miss Scary rights up her chair)
Miss Scary: Let's not forget it's called, "Miss Scary's Late Night Scare Fest!" Not "Mr. Bounce's Late Night Scare Fest!" Watch!
(Little Miss Scary makes a scary face at the camera)
Miss Scary: (growls)
(The scene cuts to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy watching the show)
Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy: (screams)
Mr. Messy: (whimpers)
Mr. Persnickety: That is one frightening Little Miss!
Mr. Messy: I'll say. Do ya have more butter for this popcorn?
Mr. Persnickety: Shhhh! I'm trying to listen.
(The scene cuts back to MSLNSF happening live)
Mr. Bounce: All of Dillydale knows that you are the Queen of Fright, Miss Scary. Your masks are ready!
(Mr. Bounce bounces away to go get them)
Miss Scary: Excellent, Mr. Bounce! Bring them to me!
(Mr. Bounce appears behind Little Miss Scary's chairs. Mr. Bounce is shown holding Little Miss Scary's masks and puts on the orange cyclops one. Little Miss Scary looks at Mr. Bounce)
Miss Scary: (screams)
(Little Miss Scary gets gets so scared that she tips over in her chair again. The crow flies off the chair as a reflex. Mr. Bounce ends up dropping the other three masks and starts bouncing around uncontrollably (all while still wearing the orange mask. The camera cuts back to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy)
Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy: (screams)
(Mr. Messy throws the bowl of popcorn at the TV in self-defense. Mr. Persnickety is not pleased with the mess)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh!
(The scene cuts back to MSLNSF happening live. Mr. Bounce is still bouncing all over the place)
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
Miss Scary: Mr. Bounce, stop playing around!
(The camera cuts back to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy)
Miss Scary (overlap and on the TV): I have a show to do here!
Mr. Messy (overlap): Now that's scary!
Mr. Persnickety: It certainly is!
(Mr. Messy starts wiping his butter covered hands on Mr. Persnickety's sofa)
Mr. Persnickety: (gasps) Mr. Messy! Do not wipe your filthy hands on my clean sofa!
(Lightning flashes)
Mr. Messy: I don't like the look of this!
(Mr. Persnickety looks at his sofa)
Mr. Persnickety: Neither do I! I see butter stains!
(The scene cuts back to the live footage of "Miss Scary's Late Night Scare-Fest". Little Miss Scary is frustrated with Mr. Bounce as he continues bouncing nonstop)
Miss Scary: Oh! Ah!
Mr. Bounce: Whee!
Miss Scary: You're ruining my show!
(Little Miss Scary runs to the window and opens it)
Mr. Bounce: I am sorry, Miss Scary!
(Mr. Bounce bounces out of the open window)
Crow (offscreen): (squawks)
Mr. Bounce (offscreen): Whee! Goodbye!
Miss Scary: Don't forget to bring back my mask! Glad that's over.
(Little Miss Scary walks back to the center of the room)
Miss Scary: Now it's time for some real scares! Come closer!
(The camera zooms in closer to Little Miss Scary. The camera cuts back to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy. Mr. Persnickety is working to remove the butter stains from the couch while Mr. Messy is nervously trying to open a bag of cheese puffs)
Mr. Messy: (grunts)
(The bag opens with a loud bang and cheese puffs fly all over the room)
Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy: (screams)
(Mr. Messy runs away (accidentally getting a soda cup on his foot) and hides behind the couch)
Miss Scary (on the TV): (growls)
Mr. Persnickety: Mr. Messy!
(Mr. Messy pops up from behind the couch)
Mr. Messy: Sorry, Mr. P. But I get extra messy when I'm scared.
Mr. Persnickety: Then change the channel! Quickly!
(Mr. Messy throws the cushions off the couch looking for the remote)
Mr. Messy: I can't find the remote!
(Mr. Messy starts running around in a panic. Crashing into various things and making a bigger mess)
Mr. Messy: (screams)
Mr. Persnickety: This is the last time I invite you over to watch television!
(Mr. Messy hides under the couch)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh!
Mr. Messy: (whines)
(Mr. Messy finds the remote and rapidly changes the channel)
Miss Scary: Ahh-
(The channel changes)
Miss Sunshine: Shuffle step. Tap, tap. Change feet. Tap, tap. There you go. Tap, tap.
(Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy watch in confusion)
Miss Sunshine (offscreen and on the TV): Everybody shuffle tap. (giggles)
(Mr. Messy puts his hand on Mr. Persnickety's back)
Mr. Messy: If it's okay with you. Mr. P....
(Mr. Messy heads for the exit)
Mr. Messy: I'm going home.
(Mr. Messy exits Mr. Persnickety's side of the duplex and Mr. Persnickety slightly pushes him outside)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh, yes! Please do. Goodnight.
(Mr. Persnickety closes the door)
Mr. Messy: (sighs) Guess there was nothing to be afraid of. It's only TV!
(Mr. Messy starts heading home when he sees Mr. Bounce (still wearing Little Miss Scary's mask) bounce past)
Mr. Bounce: Boing! Boing! Boing!
(Mr. Messy realizes that he was wrong)
Mr. Messy: (screams)
(Mr. Messy runs back to Mr. Persnickety's front door and starts banging on it)
Mr. Messy: Mr. Persnickety!! LET ME BACK IN!!!
(Mr. Messy continues banging on the door as the screen iris' out to the next bumper. The next bumper shows Mr. Small washing his hands in the bathroom. Once he finishes, he turns off the water and tries reaching for the pull chain that turns off the bathroom light. Mr. Small struggles to reach the pull chain, so he jumps up to reach it. Unfortunately, this results in Mr. Small constantly pulling up and down on the chain as he can no longer reach the ground. This results in the bathroom light going off and on a few times. After the lights go off for the fifth time, the next scene begins. Mr. Quiet, Mr. Stubborn, and Mr. Grumpy are shown on the docks of the Dillydale Swamp in search of a dangerous creature only seen at night. Mr. Quiet is shown holding a bucket of chum and two fishing poles. Mr. Grumpy is holding a flashlight and is keeping his eyes open for the creature)
Mr. Grumpy: It's somewhere in that swamp, gentlemen. The legendary Dillydale Swamp Creature!
Mr. Stubborn: This is a waste of time, Mr. Grumpy! The swamp creature does not exist!
Mr. Grumpy: Well, tell that to my boat!
(Mr. Grumpy shines his flashlight onto his boat. A huge bite mark is shown at the stern of the boat)
Mr. Grumpy: That monster bit off my propeller last night!
(Mr. Quiet's jaw drops in disbelief)
Mr. Stubborn: Your boat...is CHEAP!!
(Mr. Quiet and Mr. Grumpy glare at Mr. Stubborn for his lack of belief)
Mr. Stubborn: The propeller probably fell off.
(Mr. Grumpy turns off his flashlight)
Mr. Grumpy: I told you, the monster in here and it only comes out at night! Now, are you going to help me catch that thing or what?
(Mr. Stubborn is shown holding a flashlight)
Mr. Stubborn: I am going to prove you wrong!
(Mr. Quiet realizes that Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy's arguing isn't going to remedy the situation)
Mr. Quiet: Uh, this is a bad idea.
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Quiet, start tossing that monster bait into the water.
(Mr. Quiet walks to the edge of the dock)
Mr. Quiet: (groans in disgust)
(Mr. Quiet lifts up the bucket of chum)
Mr. Quiet: Gross.
(Mr. Quiet drops the fishpoles next to him. The camera cuts back to Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Stubborn: You think this Swamp Creature is going to come out for fish guts?
Mr. Grumpy: Yes. Now if you hear a gurgling sound it means the monster is near. So be ready to...
(Mr. Grumpy shines his flashlight in Mr. Stubborn's face)
Mr. Grumpy: Shine your light on it.
(Mr. Grumpy turns his flashlight off. Mr. Quiet is shown chumming the water with the monster bait)
Mr. Quiet: Oh, that's an awful lot of fish guts.
(Having heard Mr. Quiet, Mr. Grumpy goes over to Mr. Quiet and wraps his arm around him)
Mr. Grumpy: Best not to talk...
Mr. Quiet: (whimpers)
Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Quiet!
Owl (offscreen): (hoots)
Mr. Grumpy: The Swamp Creature won't come out if there's noise.
Mr. Stubborn: It won't come out because it does not exist! This story is made up to keep people out of the swamp at night!
(Mr. Grumpy shines his flashlight at Mr. Stubborn in frustration)
Mr. Grumpy: I'm telling you, I saw the thing with my own eyes! Right here!
(Mr. Grumpy points down at his fishing boat)
Mr. Grumpy: From my fishing boat!
(Mr. Stubborn shines his flashlight at Mr. Grumpy. Gurgling is heard in the water as bubbles start forming on the water's surface and start making their way to Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Stubborn: Are you sure you didn't see a frog?
(Mr. Grumpy covers Mr. Stubborn's flashlight and Mr. Quiet sees the bubbles busting on the water)
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Yes.
Mr. Quiet (overlap): (whimpers) Woah!
Mr. Stubborn: Or a turtle?
(The camera zooms in closer to Mr. Quiet and the bubbles and gurgling are more noticeable)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): No, it was not a turtle.
(Mr. Quiet turns his head towards Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stubborn)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...over here!
(Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy fail to hear Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Stubborn: Or was it a duck?
(Mr. Stubborn shines his flashlight at Mr. Grumpy again. This temporarily blinds Mr. Grumpy due to the brightness)
Mr. Grumpy: No! It was not a duck!
(The Swamp creature starts rising out of the water but only Mr. Quiet sees it)
Mr. Grumpy (offscreen): It was a swamp creature!
Mr. Quiet: (yelps)
Mr. Grumpy: A scary, giant...
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
Mr. Grumpy: Swamp creature!
(The bright light from the flashlight goes away)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
(The swamp creature rises further out of the water)
Mr. Quiet: No doubt here. This is a monster!
(The Swamp Creature uses its frog-like tongue to eat the entire bucket of chum right out of Mr. Quiet's hands)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...someone?
(Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy are too busy arguing to notice)
Mr. Stubborn: Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake! FAKE!!!
Mr. Grumpy: Will you stop it!?
(The swamp creature rises further out of the water)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...
Mr. Stubborn: I'll stop when you stop telling stories!
Mr. Quiet: (whimpers) Oh!
Mr. Grumpy: I should have known better than to invite you on this expedition!
Mr. Quiet: Woah! (whimpers)
Mr. Stubborn: And I should have known better than to accept!
(The camera zooms in on Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: Uh...uh you might want to turn around. (moans)
(The camera cuts back over to Mr. Stubborn and Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Stubborn: DON'T INTERRUPT, MR. QUIET!!! Mr. Grumpy and I are having a discussion!
(Mr. Quiet starts panicking silently)
Mr. Quiet: Oh! (whimpers and moans)
(The swamp creature smiles and reaches its giant hand and arm over towards Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Quiet is paralyzed with fear over what the swamp creature is doing)
Mr. Grumpy: More like a person who's completely right, talking to one who's completely wrong!!
Mr. Stubborn: I'm glad you finally see things my way, Mr. Grumpy!
(Mr. Grumpy turns around just as the Swamp Creature grabs Mr. Stubborn by his hair (or rather the two hairs on his head))
Mr. Grumpy (overlap): Oh! Crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Stubborn (overlap): (yelps)
(Mr. Grumpy throws his hat to the ground and the Swamp Creature drags Mr. Stubborn underwater. The latter being witnessed by Mr. Quiet)
Mr. Quiet: Uh, nice knowing ya, Mr. Stubborn.
(Mr. Grumpy looks around for Mr. Stubborn but fails to find him)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, where'd he go off to? He ran off?
Mr. Quiet: No! Uh...
(Mr. Quiet tries to tell Mr. Grumpy what just happened but fails to find the words)
Mr. Grumpy: (chuckles) Figures.
(Mr. Quiet points at the swamp as Mr. Grumpy puts his hat back on)
Mr. Grumpy: Well, let's go home.
Mr. Quiet: Ooh!
(Mr. Grumpy starts leaving when Mr. Quiet and the viewers see Mr. Stubborn sitting on the stomach of the Swamp Creature)
Mr. Grumpy: All this moving and hollering must've who scared the monster away!
Mr. Quiet: (screams)
(Mr. Quiet runs to Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Grumpy finally sees the Swamp Creature and, in turn, Mr. Stubborn. Mr. Grumpy jumps up in surprise and fear and he and Mr. Quiet start trembling)
Mr. Grumpy: M-M-Mr. Stubborn! I-it's the...it's the Swamp Creature!
Mr. Stubborn: I told you, the Swamp Creature does not exist!
Mr. Grumpy: Well then, what is that!?
Mr. Stubborn: This? This is just a big frog!
(Mr. Bump is shown hanging for his dear life as transition to the next bumper occurs)
Mr. Bump: Ahhhh!
(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown making a few funny faces in the bathroom mirror he turns the light off for a moment. When he turns it back on, the Dillydale Swamp Creature (wearing Mr. Scatterbrain's hat) appears in the mirror instead of Mr. Scatterbrain's reflection)
Dillydale Swamp Creature: (growls)
(Mr. Scatterbrain looks at it in confusion before turning the light off again. The scene fades to the ending scene with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Little Miss Calamity riding her bicycle with headlights on)
Narrator: All across Dillydale...
(The lightbulb in the bicycle's headlights go out and Little Miss Calamity pedals into a streetlight)
Miss Calamity: Woah!
(The streetlight turns on as Little Miss Calamity crashes into it and falls to the ground. At another streetlight in front of Mr. Bump's house, Mr. Bump is shown fending off the giant spider from Little Miss Helpful's basement with a broom)
Narrator: There are those...
(In front of Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Messy's duplex, Mr. Bounce (wearing Little Miss Scary's orange cyclops mask) bounces over Mr. Messy)
Narrator: Who embrace the darkness.
(Over at Mr. Nervous' house, Mr. Nervous is shown waving his flashlight around in fear)
Narrator: While others wish to avoid it.
(At Little Miss Scary's house, the lights are off and it is eerily quiet)
Narrator: And then, there are those...
(The camera zooms in closer to Little Miss Scary's house. As lightning flashes and thunder booms, Little Miss Scary is shown standing inside her house with one of the window on the highest floor open and she is wearing her green, red eyed, fanged mask)
Narrator: Who truly know how to celebrate the dark!
(The screen fades to black)
(The episode ends here)