The Dillydale Superstore is a song in the episode Superstore. It is sung by Mr. Rude.
Lyrics
You go in to buy pickles
but you end up with some tickles
They have the nerve to call themselves a Superstore...
If I want to buy a hat
I don't want an elephant
No matter if he's trained to go indoors
They sell you a goat
when what you wanted was a coat!
There's no other place that I so deeply deplore
When it comes do decent shopping
there's just no use in stopping
at the Dillydale Superstore
Don't waste your time!
Don't spend a dime
on the Dillydale Superstore
Just have some sense!
Don't spend a pence
at the Dillydale Superstore
You come in looking for a bargain
but you end up with an organ
no telling what you'll carry out the door
There's just isles and isles of things
that will leave you whimpering!
They have the nerve to call themselves a Superstore...
Don't waste your time.