The Funny Noises of Mr. Noisy

Overview[]

The Funny Noises of Mr. Noisy (Les drôles de bruits de monsieur Bruit in French) is a joke nursery rhyme in the I Grow Up with the Mr. Men and Little Miss series.

It was released in 1997, and then re-released in 2000.

Lyrics[]

Do you know the cries of animals?

Croa! Croa! says the frog. It croaks.

Meh! Meh! says the lamb. He bleats.

Bzzzzzz! says the bee. It buzzes.

Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! says the hen. She cackles.

Quouhh! says the wolf. He howls.

List of Characters[]

Mr. Noisy
Frog
Sheep
Bee
Hen
Wolf

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