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Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big maroon screen comes up with "Trains" written on it with a train, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of a train whistle and the train chugging on the tracks is heard)
(The episode begins with Mr. Lazy, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Whoops, and Mr. Bump waiting at the train station)
Narrator: Like many of us, the Mr. Men and Little Misses take the train to all sorts of places!
(Mr. Lazy is shown lying down on one suitcase and is using another as a headrest. The camera moves to the left to show Mr. Small and Mr. Strong arriving on the scene. Mr. Small is carrying a briefcase while Mr. Strong is carrying a huge work desk)
Narrator: Some take it to work.
(The camera moves to the left to show Little Miss Whoops wearing a pool floatie and Mr. Bumpy holding an umbrella)
Narrator: Some take it to their favorite holiday spots.
(Little Miss Whoops turns and accidentally hits Mr. Bump with her pool floatie. This knocks Mr. Bump down and his umbrella closes on him)
Narrator: And some can't remember why they take it!
(The camera moves to the left to show Mr. Scatterbrain wearing swim fins, a snorkel, and a swim mask. Mr. Scatterbrain jumps backwards off the platform and into an unseen body of water. Then, the trains zooms passed the station)
Narrator: Yes! Everyone in Dillydale takes the train!
(Little Miss Daredevil is shown "water skiing" off the caboose of the train)
Narrator: Even Miss Daredevil!
(The scene transitions to the Dillydale Train Station. A train has just pulled up outside. Mr. Grumpy walks onscreen carrying a suitcase. Mr. Grumpy walks to the front desk. Mr. Grumpy puts his bag down and looks to see if anyone is behind the desk but nobody is there)
Mr. Grumpy: Huh? (grumbles)
(Mr. Grumpy turns around in annoyance)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh.
(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up from behind the desk and startles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Grumpy!
Mr. Grumpy: Woah! (growls)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Welcome to the Dillydale Bowling Alley!
(Mr. Grumpy is perplexed upon hearing Mr. Scatterbrain and looks around)
Mr. Grumpy: Bowling alley!? I thought this was a train station?
(Mr. Scatterbrain looks around and realizes that Mr. Grumpy is right)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm...so it is! Can I help you?
Mr. Grumpy: Well, Mr. Scatterbrain. I'd like a ticket for the six o'clock train.
Mr. Scatterbrain: I'll get that right away! Wait here.
(Mr. Scatterbrain pretends to climb down a set of stairs behind his desk)
Mr. Grumpy: Huh?
(Mr. Grumpy looks over to see if there are really steps back there when Mr. Scatterbrain pops back up)
Mr. Grumpy: Woah!
(Mr. Grumpy's hat falls off his head but he catches it)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Um...what was I getting?
Mr. Grumpy: My ticket.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh yes! (chuckles)
Mr. Grumpy: (growls)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Just one moment!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pretends to climb down a set of stairs behind his desk)
Mr. Grumpy: Wha-? (sighs) Service wasn't like this in my day! I don't know.
(Mr. Scatterbrain pops back up with a kangaroo. Much to Mr. Grumpy's surprise)
Mr. Grumpy: Ah!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go! One kangaroo! Heh! His name is Penguin.
Penguin: (barks)
Mr. Grumpy: I don't want a penguin, I want a kangaroo! I-I-I mean I want a train ticket!
(Penguin hops away)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, why didn't ya say so?
(Mr. Scatterbrain gives Mr. Grumpy two tickets)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here ya go! Two tickets!
Mr. Grumpy: Eh? Two?
(Mr. Grumpy takes the tickets)
Mr. Grumpy: Two!? I only wanted one ticket!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Well one for you, and one for your kangaroo!
Mr. Grumpy: But I don't want a kanga-
Mr. Noisy (offscreen): All aboard the train!
(The scene cuts to the train platform. Mr. Quiet is shown running to the train with a suitcase in hand. The train's whistle is heard. The scene cuts back to the train station. Penguin hops over, places Mr. Grumpy's suitcase in his pouch, and hops out the door)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! Come back here with my suitcase!
(Penguin returns and places Mr. Grumpy in his pouch. Penguin pats Mr. Grumpy on the head and hops out the door again. Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a bowling ball from under his desk. The scene cuts to a cabin inside the train. It has a lamp on a desk and a bunk bed. Penguin opens the door and hops in with Mr. Grumpy still in his pouch. Penguin is now wearing Mr. Grumpy's hat. Upon entering the cabin Mr. Grumpy and his suitcase fall out of Penguin's pouch)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh! Hm!
(Mr. Grumpy stands up and takes his hat off of Penguin's head)
Mr. Grumpy: Let me be perfectly clear.
(Mr. Grumpy brushes his hat and puts it back on his head)
Mr. Grumpy: I get the top bunk!
(Penguin jumps off of Mr. Grumpy's head and lands on the top bunk)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Mr. Grumpy briefly loses his balance)
Mr. Grumpy: Fine! But you'd better not jump around while I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.
(Penguin licks Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to the bottom bunk and unbends his hat)
Mr. Grumpy: (grumbles) Oh! Ergh!
(Mr. Grumpy sits down on his bed. Penguin starts bouncing on the top bunk. Each bounce causes the top bed to hit Mr. Grumpy on the head)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Penguin continues to jump on the bed ignorant of Mr. Grumpy on the bottom bunk)
Mr. Grumpy: He-ooh! Ohh! Ow!
(The scene cuts back down to Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: This is going to be a very long trip. Ooh! Ooh!
(A plethora of yellow circles appear to form Little Miss Daredevil. The camera zooms into her mouth, revealing the first bumper. A train is shown leaving the station. Mr. Bump, who has missed the train, runs after it. Just as he catches up to the caboose of the train, he runs into a telephone pole. The trains gets away and Mr. Bump's suitcase opens revealing all his clothes. Including his underwear)
Unknown Person (voiceover): (whistles)
(A second bumper plays immediately after the first bumper. Like the first bumper, the second bumper shows Mr. Bump trying to catch the train. Just as Mr. Bump reaches the caboose, the train crosses a bridge. The train gets away and Mr. Bump realizes that he is not standing on anything anymore. Mr. Bump falls into the water with his suitcase opening. Revealing Mr. Bump's clothes. Including his underwear)
Unknown Person (voiceover): (whistles)
(Mr. Bump is heard splashing into the water below. A bunch of trains appear in a checkered pattern on screen. The trains are heard chugging. A train passes by from the right side of the screen and the scene transitions to Mr. Happy leading Mr. Pernickety to the latter's cabin)
Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Happy, uh this cabin is clean. Right?
Mr. Happy: Oh yes indeed, Mr. Pernickety!
(Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Happy stop outside one of the cabin doors)
Mr. Happy: All of our cabins are...
(Mr. Happy opens the cabin door)
Mr. Happy: Spotless!
(Mr. Pernickety looks inside the cabin)
Mr. Pernickety: Hey!
(The scene cuts inside the cabin to show that Mr. Rude is already inside with his belongings. Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Happy enter the cabin)
Mr. Pernickety: What is Mr. Rude doing here?!
Mr. Rude: Hey! I got here first!
(Mr. Rude takes out a case full of small sponges)
Mr. Rude: Me and my collection of...instant sponges!
(Mr. Rude takes out one of his sponges)
Mr. Rude: Just add a drop of water...
(Mr. Rude spits on the sponge and it grows to three times its size)
Mr. Rude: And you have a lifetime supply of sponges!
(The sponge is shown pushing Mr. Pernickety's head down)
Mr. Pernickety: How thrilling. But I specifically asked for a private cabin!
Mr. Happy: Maybe you should speak to one of the wonderful people in charge of the ticket counter?
(Mr. Happy gives a big smile)
Mr. Pernickety: What good will that do? We're already moving!
Mr. Happy: I suppose it'll have to wait until next time!
(Mr. Happy puts Mr. Pernickety's bags down)
Mr. Happy: Enjoy the trip!
(Mr. Happy leaves)
Mr. Pernickety: Apparently, I have no choice.
(The train hits a bump and Mr. Pernickety falls down along with some of Mr. Rude's belongings)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh-ho-ho!
(Mr. Pernickety sees the stuff that has fallen onto the floor. Including a crown that landed on his head)
Mr. Pernickety: Nyuh!
(Mr. Pernickety takes the crown off of his head)
Mr. Pernickety: Aren't you going to clean this mess up?
Mr. Rude: No.
(Mr. Rude takes off his shoes and his foot odor starts filling the room)
Mr. Rude: I think if I ignore it long enough, you will do it!
(Mr. Pernickety notices Mr. Rude's foot stink)
Mr. Persnickety: Uh! Oh!
(The foot odor engulfs the entire room)
Mr. Pernickety: (gasps for air and gags) Oh! Ew! (coughs) Please, Mr. Rude!
(Mr. Pernickety opens a window)
Mr. Pernickety: Would you kindly put your shoes back on?!
Mr. Rude: They sweat too much in shoes!
(Mr. Persnickety sprays Mr. Rude's feet with air freshener)
Mr. Pernickety (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Pernickety sprays the entire room with air freshener)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh-ho! That's better! Ugh!
(Mr. Pernickety breaks the fourth wall by spraying the screen. This gets rid of the rest of the foot odor)
Mr. Pernickety: (shutters)
(Mr. Pernickety sits down on the bottom bunk)
Mr. Pernickety: I think I'll take a nap and try to forget this whole...stinky experience!!
(Suddenly, the train enters a tunnel. The whole room goes dark except for Mr. Pernickety and Mr. Rude's eyes. Unexpectedly, a third pair of eyes appears in the room. The train exits the tunnel and the whole room is shown to be a total mess now because Mr. Messy has arrived)
Mr. Messy: This is what I'm talking about!
(Mr. Rude smiles)
Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Messy!! What are you doing here?
(Mr. Messy drops a bar of chocolate he was eating, licks an ice cream cone he was holding and walks over to Mr. Pernickety)
Mr. Messy: Hiya, Mr. Pernickety!
(Mr. Messy leaves a streak of ice cream across Mr. Pernickety's chest as the former walks by)
Mr. Messy: Mr. Rude invited me!
(Mr. Messy's ice cream falls onto Mr. Pernickety's foot)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh!
(Mr. Pernickety hops over to the sink)
Mr. Pernickety: (grunts)
(Mr. Messy runs over to the sink)
Mr. Messy: Let me help you out there!
(Mr. Messy turns on the sink but water sprays everywhere)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh!
(Water is shown getting on Mr. Rude's instant sponge collection. Mr. Messy turns the sink off)
Mr. Pernickety: (coughs) I'm all wet!
Mr. Rude: Yes. Thanks for the update!
Mr. Pernickety: That's it!
(Mr. Pernickety grabs his suitcases and prepares to leave)
Mr. Pernickety: I'm getting off this train!
(Mr. Rude notices his instant sponges shaking and realizes that they all got wet)
Mr. Rude: Uh-oh!
(Mr. Rude runs to grab Mr. Messy)
Mr. Rude (offscreen): The sponges! They are going to blow!!
(Carrying Mr. Messy over his head, Mr. Rude runs to the door. Knocking Mr. Pernickety over in the process)
Mr. Pernickety: Y-oh! Doof! Y-hee! Oh!
(The sponge collection falls to the ground and all the sponges start growing)
Mr. Pernickety: Oh! Woah! No!
(The sponges grows so big that they engulf the entire room. Pressing Mr. Pernickety to the window with no escape)
Mr. Pernickety (muffled): Help! Someone? Let me out!
(The next bumper pushes in with Mr. Stubborn trying to push it back. Mr. Stubborn fails and the next bumper plays. Mr. Bump is trying to catch the train. Just as Mr. Bump reaches the caboose, Mr. Bump breathes a sigh of relief when he sees Mr. Scatterbrain. Unfortunately, Mr. Scatterbrain doesn't let Mr. Bump on the train but instead gives Mr. Bump a turkey and waves goodbye)
Turkey: (gobbles)
(Mr. Bump stops running because he is completely dumbfounded by what just happened. His suitcase opens up revealing all his clothes. Including his underwear)
Unknown Person (voiceover): (whistles)
(Mr. Tickle's arms engulf the screen)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms disappear and The Dillydale Express plays. The song begins with Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey each carrying a bundle trying to hitchhike on a train. A train speeds past the two)
Mr. Small: 🎵That funky sound can only mean just one thing.🎵
(A train speeds past Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey. Lights are shown flashing inside the train. Mr. Nervous dances across the screen)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's time to pack your bags and go travelling.🎵
(The scene cuts to inside the train where silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. While Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, and Little Miss Chatterbox's silhouettes are magenta, Mr. Nervous' silhouette is purple. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's a groovy scene that's known for its friendliness.🎵
(Mr. Nervous' silhouette becomes Mr. Nervous himself. Mr. Nervous grows bigger as three rectangles of the train come on screen. Two of the rectangles are yellow. One of the yellow rectangles has a green train while the other has a blue train. The third rectangle is teal and has a yellow train inside it)
Mr. Small: 🎵Come on! Let's climb aboard...
The Dillydale Express!🎵
(The rectangles move away and Mr. Nervous starts spinning on a record player until he spins off it. The camera shows the record player for a few more moments)
Mr. Small: 🎵The train is hopping, flying on down the tracks,🎵
(Rows showing silhouettes of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey dancing appear. Mr. Small is dancing alone on his rows while Mr. Nosey is shown dancing alone on his rows. Trains ride down the screen in a diagonal direction)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's not the kind of place where you get to relax,🎵
(The scene cuts back into the train car where magenta silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's a groovy scene that's sure to cure grumpiness,🎵
(The train is shown wiggling on the train tracks. Another set of tracks appears above the train while one more set appears below the train)
Mr. Small: 🎵Come on and climb aboard...
The Dillydale Express!🎵
(Mr. Nervous briefly dances in front of the train very close to the camera before he transitions the scene back to the train car where magenta silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Backup Singers: 🎵Chugga Chugga!🎵
Mr. Small: Oh, yes my friends!
(Rows showing silhouettes of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey dancing appear. Mr. Small is dancing alone on his rows while Mr. Nosey is shown dancing alone on his rows. Trains ride down the screen in a diagonal direction)
Backup Singers: 🎵Chug Chugga Chugga! Choo Choo!🎵
Mr. Small: We're off to lands unknown!
Backup Singers: 🎵Yeah!🎵
Mr. Small: Great McGillicuddy!
(The scene transitions to show the record player)
Backup Singers: 🎵Dillydale Express!🎵
Mr. Small: What a trip!
(The record player spins away and Little Miss Chatterbox is shown dancing for a moment. Sparkles come out of her fingers as she does her dance)
Backup Singers: 🎵Chugga Chugga! Chug Chugga Chugga!🎵
Mr. Small: What a train!
(The scene cuts back into the train car where magenta silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Backup Singers: 🎵Choo Choo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!🎵
(The train is shown chugging down the tracks and Mr. Nervous dances across the screen)
Mr. Small: 🎵Come on and feel the beat and shake your caboose!🎵
(The scene cuts back into the train car where magenta silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Mr. Small: 🎵If you're not up and dancing🎵
(Rows showing silhouettes of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey dancing appear. Mr. Small is dancing alone on his rows while Mr. Nosey is shown dancing alone on his rows. Trains ride down the screen in a diagonal direction)
Mr. Small: 🎵There's just no excuse!🎵
(Penguin the kangaroo hops across the screen wearing Mr. Grumpy's hat and with Mr. Grumpy in his pouch. Then the scene transitions to show the train is shown wiggling on the train tracks. Another set of tracks appears above the train while one more set appears below the train)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's a groovy scene that's known for its craziness!🎵
(Stills of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey celebrating appear on the screen)
Mr. Small: 🎵Come on and climb aboard...🎵
Mr. Small and Back-up Singers: 🎵The Dillydale Express!🎵
(The Dillydale Express ends when four trains chug in from the left side of the screen and engulf it. They chug away to reveal the next scene. A train with Mr. Nervous as the train driver is chugging up a mountain)
Mr. Nervous (offscreen): (whimpering)
(In the control carriage, Mr. Nervous is struggling to operate the train)
Mr. Nervous: Nothing to be afraid of! Look! Why I'm in complete control of this train!
(The train screeches as it climbs up the mountain. Mr. Nervous falls off the stool he was sitting on)
Mr. Nervous: Oh!
(The front carriage reaches the top of the mountain and shakes as it balances on the peak. Mr. Nervous looks out the window)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! This can't be safe!
(The front carriage falls down the other side of the mountain and zooms down, taking the other train carriages with it)
Mr. Nervous: Woah! Oh no, no, no, no! N-n-n-no! I...oh!
(Mr. Nervous looks at all the controls for the train)
Mr. Nervous: Don't know what any of these levers do! (screams)
(The train continues zooming down the tracks. At the bottom of the mountain, Mr. Nosey is shown carrying a bundle trying to hitchhike on a train. When the train zooms past him, Mr. Small appears next to him. The train zooms downwards again and Mr. Nervous sees this from the front carriage window)
Mr. Nervous: (squeals in fear)
(The train goes down into a tunnel then out the other side and the train starts going up again. Mr. Nervous struggles to move as the train goes up on an incline)
Mr. Nervous: Must regain control!
(The train does two loop-de-loops on the track)
Mr. Nervous: Abandon train!
(Mr. Nervous prepares to escape through the train window)
Mr. Nervous: Abandon train!
(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous is simply riding a kiddie ride with Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Daredevil watching)
Miss Scary: Come on, Mr. Nervous! It's only a two minute ride!
(Mr. Nervous is tossed around inside the kiddie train as the train blows its whistle)
Mr. Nervous: (screams and squeals)
(The ride ends and Mr. Nervous falls out of the train)
Mr. Nervous: Woah!
(Mr. Nervous runs away. Much to Little Miss Scary's annoyance and Little Miss Daredevil's disbelief)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! No! No!
(A plethora of red circles appear to form Mr. Noisy. The camera zooms into Mr. Noisy's mouth, revealing the next bumper. Mr. Bump is trying to catch the train. Mr. Bump almost reaches the train's caboose but the train speeds up and Mr. Bump loses ground. Mr. Strong runs over to Mr. Bump and gives him a look that states that he will help Mr. Bump out. Mr. Bump breathes a sigh of relief and Mr. Strong catches up with the train. He manages to stop the train and lets Mr. Bump board on the caboose. Mr. Bump happily does this. Unfortunately, the camera moves to the left to reveal that Mr. Strong only severed part of the caboose from the train and didn't stop the train entirely. Mr. Bump ends up falling out of the other side of the caboose onto the ground. His suitcase opens up revealing all his clothes. Including his underwear)
Unknown Person (voiceover): (whistles)
(Mr. Small appears and calls Mr. Nosey over. Mr. Nosey presses his nose against the camera and slides down. This acts as the transition to the next scene. Little Miss Calamity and Little Miss Chatterbox are shown playing Ludo. Little Miss Calamity has played her turn and gives the dice to Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: I could play Ludo forever! It's my favorite game right after backgammon!
(Little Miss Calamity frowns for an unknown reason)
Miss Chatterbox: I've never played backgammon, but I just love saying the word. Backgammon! (gasps) Backgammon! Backgammon!
(Little Miss Calamity loses her patience and stands up)
Miss Calamity: Excuse me, Miss Chatterbox. I but I really need to use the ladies loo.
(Little Miss Calamity leaves)
Miss Chatterbox: Better hurry, Miss Calamity! The game's really close.
(The scene briefly cuts outside of the train before cutting into the ladies loo just as Little Miss Calamity finishes washing her hands)
Miss Calamity: Alright. There.
(Little Miss Calamity turns off the sink and turns towards the door)
Miss Calamity: Hands nice and clean
(Little Miss Calamity tries to open the door but discovers that it's locked from the outside. Little Miss Calamity realizes this and uses all her strength to open the door only to accidentally break the doorknob off the door)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Oh dear!
(The scene cuts outside the ladies loo to show Little Miss Calamity pounding on the door from the other side)
Miss Calamity (from inside the ladies loo): Excuse me! Can someone let me out?
(The train whistle blows and Little Miss Calamity's voice is drowned out)
Miss Calamity (from inside the ladies loo): I'm trapped!
(Mr. Noisy walks over to Little Miss Chatterbox and the game she and Little Miss Calamity are playing)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): This is a very close game!
Miss Chatterbox: Last time I play Ludo, it was even closer! I'll tell you all about it! But first, I'm gonna say the word. Back gammon! Back gammon!
(Back in the ladies loo, Little Miss Calamity pounds on the wall while standing on the closed toilet)
Miss Chatterbox (from outside the ladies loo offscreen): Back gammon!
(Little Miss Calamity jumps off the toilet when she fails to get anyone's attention by knocking on the walls)
Miss Calamity: (grunts)
(Little Miss Calamity sees a skylight in the ceiling)
Miss Calamity: Oh good! A skylight!
(Little Miss Calamity stands on the toilet and garbage can and tries to reach for the skylight)
Miss Calamity: Just...need to...
(The scene cuts to outside the train. Little Miss Calamity manages to open the skylight and pops her head out)
Miss Calamity: Ooh!
(Little Miss Calamity ducks as the train goes through a tunnel)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): Woah-oh!
(After the train passes through the tunnel, Little Miss Calamity jumps onto the top of the train. Suddenly, Penguin the kangaroo hops by with Mr. Grumpy in his pouch)
Mr. Grumpy: Don't ask!
(Penguin hops away with Mr. Grumpy in tow. The train passes through another tunnel but Little Miss Calamity fails to duck and ends up tumbling through the tunnel)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Woah-hoo!
(Little Miss Calamity tumbles past Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are enjoying some soup)
Mr. Small: Mulligan stew, Mr. Nosey?
Mr. Nosey: Oh absolutely, Mr. Small!
(Outside the tunnel, Little Miss Calamity tumbles on the tracks back onto the train's caboose)
Miss Calamity: (screams) Ow!
(Little Miss Calamity notices something in her mouth)
Miss Calamity: Blech!
(Little Miss Calamity takes a pinecone out of her mouth and lets it go)
Miss Calamity: Ooh! That doesn't taste good.
(Little Miss Calamity walks back into the train and rejoins Mr. Noisy and Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Calamity: Sorry I took so long. I had to take the long way back.
Miss Chatterbox: Back-gammon! (laughs) I love it!
(Little Miss Calamity rolls the dice)
Miss Chatterbox: Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity realizes something)
Miss Calamity: I won!
(In her excitement, Little Miss Calamity accidentally knocks Mr. Noisy into the loo)
Mr. Noisy: Ow!
(The door closes and Mr. Noisy gets locked in the loo. Mr. Noisy knocks on the door and tries to call for help but the train whistle drowns him out)
Mr. Noisy (from inside the loo): Hello out there! Mr. Noisy here! I am stuck in the toilet!
(The screen fades to black and the scene cuts to show several Mr. Men and Little Misses riding the train. Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Naughty are shown sitting together with Little Miss Scary wearing her green fanged mask. Mr. Grumpy (who is inside of Penguin's pouch) is shown sitting with Mr. Lazy)
Narrator: So, as some passengers step off the train...
(Mr. Messy is shown walking through one of the train cars carrying popcorn and a soda)
Narrator: Others climb aboard the Dillydale Express!
(The camera pans to another train car/ Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are shown sitting together. Mr. Quiet is shown reading a book)
Narrator: Ready for another journey!
(Little Miss Helpful is shown listening to music in the same train car as Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Quiet. In another train car, Mr. Nervous is shown running back and forth as Mr. Bounce bounces through the same train car)
Narrator: So the next time you take a train, remember one thing!
(In another train car, Mr. Tickle is shown tickling Mr. Stubborn. Little Miss Chatterbox is shown standing next to Mr. Tickle)
Narrator: Never ride with Mr. Rude and his collection of instant sponges!
(In a small section of the train car occupied by Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Tickle, and Little Miss Chatterbox, instant sponges fill the area with Mr. Pernickety being squished against the window by them)
Mr. Pernickety (muffled): Oh! (cries) The indignity of it all!
(The screen fades to black and the episode ends)
Deleted Scene[]
(The next scene begins with Little Miss Daredevil pushing a huge crate to the train station's baggage service. Mr. Lazy is in charge and is shown lying on suitcases while using another as a headrest)
Miss Daredevil: Could you love this crate onto the train, Mr. Lazy?
(Mr. Lazy turns around to see the crate)
Mr. Lazy: It's awfully big, Miss Daredevil.
Miss Daredevil: Oh! I'm sure it'll fit.
Mr. Lazy: Alright. Just put it over there with the other luggage. Which I'll get on board...at some point.
Miss Daredevil: But the train's leaving in a few minutes. Here! I'll help you load it in!
Mr. Lazy: (sighs)
(Mr. Lazy gets up)
Mr. Lazy: Alright. Let's do it.
(Mr. Lazy walks over to the giant crate and makes minimal effort in moving it)
Mr. Lazy: (grunts) I'm winded.
(Mr. Lazy returns to the suitcases he was lying on)
Miss Daredevil: Already?
Mr. Lazy: Besides, it's time for my lunch break.
Miss Daredevil: Uh, will your lunch break be over before the train leaves?
Mr. Lazy: Probably not.
Miss Daredevil: (sighs) Okay. I'll do it myself!
(Little Miss Daredevil kicks the crate open to reveal a hovercar inside. Little Miss Daredevil climbs into the hovercar, activates it, and flies away)
Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!
(The scene cuts to Little Miss Daredevil landing the hovercar on an empty train car)
Miss Daredevil: Ha-ha!
(Then the scene cuts back to Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: Can't all passengers think like her?
(The screen iris' out)
US Dub[]
Mr. Men and Little Miss: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!
(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Misses and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops on a plane and tickles Miss Whoops causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)
Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!
(A big maroon screen comes up with "Trains" written on it with a train, who created the episode underneath, and the sound of a train whistle and the train chugging on the tracks is heard)
(The episode begins with Mr. Lazy, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Whoops, and Mr. Bump waiting at the train station)
Narrator: Like many of us, the Mr. Men and Little Misses take the train to all sorts of places!
(Mr. Lazy is shown lying down on one suitcase and is using another as a headrest. The camera moves to the left to show Mr. Small and Mr. Strong arriving on the scene. Mr. Small is carrying a briefcase while Mr. Strong is carrying a huge work desk)
Narrator: Some take it to work.
(The camera moves to the left to show Little Miss Whoops wearing a pool floatie and Mr. Bumpy holding an umbrella)
Narrator: Some take it to their favorite vacation spots.
(Little Miss Whoops turns and accidentally hits Mr. Bump with her pool floatie. This knocks Mr. Bump down and his umbrella closes on him)
Narrator: And some...
(The camera moves to the left to show Mr. Scatterbrain wearing swim fins, a snorkel, and a swim mask)
Narrator: Can't remember why they take it!
(Mr. Scatterbrain jumps backwards off the platform and into an unseen body of water. Then, the trains zooms passed the station)
Narrator: Yes! Everyone in Dillydale takes the train!
(Little Miss Daredevil is shown "water skiing" off the caboose of the train)
Narrator: Even Miss Daredevil!
(The scene transitions to the Dillydale Train Station. A train has just pulled up outside. Mr. Grumpy walks onscreen carrying a suitcase. Mr. Grumpy walks to the front desk. Mr. Grumpy puts his bag down and looks to see if anyone is behind the desk but nobody is there. Mr. Grumpy turns around in annoyance)
Mr. Grumpy: (sighs)
(Mr. Scatterbrain pops up from behind the desk and startles Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Grumpy! Welcome to the Dillydale Bowling Alley!
(Mr. Grumpy is perplexed upon hearing Mr. Scatterbrain and looks around)
Mr. Grumpy: Bowling alley!? I thought this was a train station?
(Mr. Scatterbrain looks around and realizes that Mr. Grumpy is right)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Hmm...so it is! Can I help you?
Mr. Grumpy: Well, Mr. Scatterbrain. I'd like a ticket for the six o'clock train.
Mr. Scatterbrain: I'll get that right away! Wait here.
(Mr. Scatterbrain pretends to climb down a set of stairs behind his desk. Mr. Grumpy looks over to see if there are really steps back there when Mr. Scatterbrain pops back up)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Um...what was I getting?
Mr. Grumpy: My ticket.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh yes! (chuckles) Just one moment!
(Mr. Scatterbrain pretends to climb down a set of stairs behind his desk)
Mr. Grumpy: (sighs and mutters incoherently)
(Mr. Scatterbrain pops back up with a kangaroo. Much to Mr. Grumpy's surprise)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go! One kangaroo! Heh! His name is Penguin.
Penguin: (barks)
Mr. Grumpy: I don't want a penguin, I want a kangaroo! I-I-I mean a train ticket!
(Penguin hops away)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, why didn't ya say so?
(Mr. Scatterbrain gives Mr. Grumpy two tickets)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here ya go! Two tickets!
Mr. Grumpy: Two!?
(Mr. Grumpy takes the tickets)
Mr. Grumpy: Two!? I only wanted one!
Mr. Scatterbrain: Well one for you, and one for your kangaroo!
Mr. Grumpy: But I don't want a-
Mr. Noisy (offscreen): All aboard!!
(The scene cuts to the train platform. Mr. Quiet is shown running to the train with a suitcase in hand. The train's whistle is heard. The scene cuts back to the train station. Penguin hops over, places Mr. Grumpy's suitcase in his pouch, and hops out the door)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh, crooked cucumbers! Come back here with my suitcase!
(Penguin returns and places Mr. Grumpy in his pouch. Penguin pats Mr. Grumpy on the head and hops out the door again. Mr. Scatterbrain takes out a bowling ball from under his desk. The scene cuts to a cabin inside the train. It has a lamp on a desk and a bunk bed. Penguin opens the door and hops in with Mr. Grumpy still in his pouch. Penguin is now wearing Mr. Grumpy's hat. Upon entering the cabin Mr. Grumpy and his suitcase fall out of Penguin's pouch. Mr. Grumpy stands up and takes his hat off of Penguin's head)
Mr. Grumpy: Let me be perfectly clear.
(Mr. Grumpy brushes his hat and puts it back on his head)
Mr. Grumpy: I get the top bunk!
(Penguin jumps off of Mr. Grumpy's head and lands on the top bunk. Mr. Grumpy briefly loses his balance)
Mr. Grumpy: Fine! But you better not jump around while I'm trying to get my beauty rest.
(Penguin licks Mr. Grumpy)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Mr. Grumpy walks over to the bottom bunk and unbends his hat)
Mr. Grumpy: Ooh! (grumbles)
(Mr. Grumpy sits down on his bed. Penguin starts bouncing on the top bunk. Each bounce causes the top bed to hit Mr. Grumpy on the head)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh!
(Penguin continues to jump on the bed ignorant of Mr. Grumpy on the bottom bunk)
Mr. Grumpy: This is going to be a very long trip.
(A plethora of yellow circles appear to form Little Miss Daredevil. The camera zooms into her mouth, revealing the first bumper. A train is shown leaving the station. Mr. Bump, who has missed the train, runs after it. Just as he catches up to the caboose of the train, he runs into a telephone pole. The trains gets away and Mr. Bump's suitcase opens revealing all his clothes. Including his underwear)
Unknown Person (voiceover): (whistles)
(The next scene begins with Little Miss Daredevil pushing a huge crate to the train station's baggage service. Mr. Lazy is in charge and is shown lying on suitcases while using another as a headrest)
Miss Daredevil: Could you love this crate onto the train, Mr. Lazy?
(Mr. Lazy turns around to see the crate)
Mr. Lazy: It's awful big, Miss Daredevil.
Miss Daredevil: I'm sure it'll fit.
Mr. Lazy: Alright. Just put it over there with the other luggage. Which I'll get on board...at some point.
Miss Daredevil: But the train's leaving in a few minutes. Here! I'll help you load it in!
Mr. Lazy: (sighs)
(Mr. Lazy gets up)
Mr. Lazy: Alright. Let's do it.
(Mr. Lazy walks over to the giant crate and makes minimal effort in moving it)
Mr. Lazy: (grunts) I'm winded.
(Mr. Lazy returns to the suitcases he was lying on)
Miss Daredevil: Already?
Mr. Lazy: Besides, it's time for my lunch break.
Miss Daredevil: Uh, will your lunch break be over before the train leaves?
Mr. Lazy: Probably not.
Miss Daredevil: (sighs) Okay. I'll do it myself!
(Little Miss Daredevil kicks the crate open to reveal a hovercar inside. Little Miss Daredevil climbs into the hovercar, activates it, and flies away)
Miss Daredevil: Woo-hoo!
(The scene cuts to Little Miss Daredevil landing the hovercar on an empty train car. Then the scene cuts back to Mr. Lazy)
Mr. Lazy: Why can't all passengers think like her?
(The screen iris' out. The next bumper shows Mr. Bump trying to catch the train. Just as Mr. Bump reaches the caboose, the train crosses a bridge. The train gets away and Mr. Bump realizes that he is not standing on anything anymore. Mr. Bump falls into the water with his suitcase opening. Revealing Mr. Bump's clothes. Including his underwear)
Unknown Person (voiceover): (whistles)
(Mr. Bump is heard splashing into the water below. A bunch of trains appear in a checkered pattern on screen. The trains are heard chugging. A train passes by from the right side of the screen and the scene transitions to Mr. Happy leading Mr. Persnickety to the latter's cabin)
Mr. Persnickety: Mr. Happy, uh this cabin is clean. Right?
Mr. Happy: Oh yes, Mr. Persnickety!
(Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Happy stop outside one of the cabin doors)
Mr. Happy: All of our cabins...
(Mr. Happy opens the cabin door)
Mr. Happy: Are spotless!
(Mr. Persnickety looks inside the cabin. The scene cuts inside the cabin to show that Mr. Rude is already inside with his belongings. Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Happy enter the cabin)
Mr. Persnickety: What is Mr. Rude doing here?!
Mr. Rude: Hey! I got here first!
(Mr. Rude takes out a case full of small sponges)
Mr. Rude: Me and my collection of...instant sponges!
(Mr. Rude takes out one of his sponges)
Mr. Rude: Just add a drop of water...
(Mr. Rude spits on the sponge and it grows to three times its size)
Mr. Rude: And you have a lifetime supply of sponges!
(The sponge is shown pushing Mr. Persnickety's head down)
Mr. Persnickety: How thrilling. But I specifically asked for a private cabin!
Mr. Happy: Maybe you should speak to one of the wonderful people in charge of the ticket counter?
(Mr. Happy gives a big smile)
Mr. Persnickety: What good will that do? We're already moving!
Mr. Happy: I guess it'll have to wait until next time!
(Mr. Happy puts Mr. Persnickety's bags down)
Mr. Happy: Enjoy the trip!
(Mr. Happy leaves)
Mr. Persnickety: Apparently, I have no choice.
(The train hits a bump and Mr. Persnickety falls down along with some of Mr. Rude's belongings)
Mr. Persnickety: Woah! Oh!
(Mr. Persnickety sees the stuff that has fallen onto the floor. Including a crown that landed on his head)
Mr. Persnickety: Ugh!
(Mr. Persnickety takes the crown off of his head)
Mr. Persnickety: Aren't you going to clean this mess up?
Mr. Rude: No.
(Mr. Rude takes off his shoes and his foot odor starts filling the room)
Mr. Rude: I figured if I ignore it long enough, you will do it!
(Mr. Persnickety notices Mr. Rude's foot stink)
Mr. Persnickety: Dah! Oh!
(The foot odor engulfs the entire room)
Mr. Persnickety: (wheezes and gags) Pew! He! (coughs) For the love of man!
(Mr. Persnickety opens a window)
Mr. Persnickety: Would you kindly put your shoes back on?!
Mr. Rude: They sweat too much in shoes!
(Mr. Persnickety sprays Mr. Rude's feet with air freshener)
Mr. Persnickety (offscreen): Oh!
(Mr. Persnickety sprays the entire room with air freshener)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh dear! Oh!
(Mr. Persnickety breaks the fourth wall by spraying the screen. This gets rid of the rest of the foot odor)
Mr. Persnickety: (shutters)
(Mr. Persnickety sits down on the bottom bunk)
Mr. Persnickety: I think I'll take a nap and try to forget this whole...awful experience!!
(Suddenly, the train enters a tunnel. The whole room goes dark except for Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Rude's eyes. Unexpectedly, a third pair of eyes appears in the room. The train exits the tunnel and the whole room is shown to be a total mess now because Mr. Messy has arrived, and appeared out of nowhere.)
Mr. Messy: This is what I'm talking about!
(Mr. Rude smiles)
Mr. Persnickety: Mr. Messy!! What are you doing here?
(Mr. Messy drops a bar of chocolate he was eating, licks an ice cream cone he was holding and walks over to Mr. Persnickety)
Mr. Messy: Hiya, Mr. Persnickety!
(Mr. Messy leaves a streak of ice cream across Mr. Persnickety's chest as the former walks by)
Mr. Messy: Mr. Rude invited me!
(Mr. Messy's ice cream falls onto Mr. Persnickety's foot)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh!
(Mr. Persnickety hops over to the sink)
Mr. Persnickety: (grunts)
(Mr. Messy runs over to the sink)
Mr. Messy: Let me help you out!
(Mr. Messy turns on the sink but water sprays everywhere)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh!
(Water is shown getting on Mr. Rude's instant sponge collection. Mr. Messy turns the sink off)
Mr. Persnickety: Ptooey! I'm all wet!
Mr. Rude: Yes. Thanks for the update!
Mr. Persnickety: That's it!
(Mr. Persnickety grabs his suitcases and prepares to leave)
Mr. Persnickety: I'm getting off this train!
(Mr. Rude notices his instant sponges shaking and realizes that they all got wet)
Mr. Rude: Uh-oh!
(Mr. Rude runs to grab Mr. Messy)
Mr. Rude (offscreen): The sponges! They are going to blow!!
(Carrying Mr. Messy over his head, Mr. Rude runs to the door. Knocking Mr. Persnickety over in the process)
Mr. Persnickety: Oof! Gah! Oh!
(The sponge collection falls to the ground and all the sponges start growing)
Mr. Persnickety: Oh! (screams)
(The sponges grows so big that they engulf the entire room. Pressing Mr. Persnickety to the window with no escape)
Mr. Persnickety (muffled): Help! Someone? Let me out!
(The next bumper pushes in with Mr. Stubborn trying to push it back. Mr. Stubborn fails and the next bumper plays. Mr. Bump is trying to catch the train. Just as Mr. Bump reaches the caboose, Mr. Bump breathes a sigh of relief when he sees Mr. Scatterbrain. Unfortunately, Mr. Scatterbrain doesn't let Mr. Bump on the train but instead gives Mr. Bump a turkey and waves goodbye)
Turkey: (gobbles)
(Mr. Bump stops running because he is completely dumbfounded by what just happened. His suitcase opens up revealing all his clothes. Including his underwear)
Unknown Person (voiceover): (whistles)
(Mr. Tickle's arms engulf the screen)
Mr. Tickle (offscreen): (laughs)
(Mr. Tickle's arms disappear and The Dillydale Express plays. The song begins with Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey each carrying a bundle trying to hitchhike on a train. A train speeds past the two)
Mr. Small: 🎵That funky sound can only mean just one thing.🎵
(A train speeds past Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey. Lights are shown flashing inside the train. Mr. Nervous dances across the screen)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's time to pack your bags and go travelling.🎵
(The scene cuts to inside the train where silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. While Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, and Little Miss Chatterbox's silhouettes are magenta, Mr. Nervous' silhouette is purple. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's a groovy scene that's known for its friendliness.🎵
(Mr. Nervous' silhouette becomes Mr. Nervous himself. Mr. Nervous grows bigger as three rectangles of the train come on screen. Two of the rectangles are yellow. One of the yellow rectangles has a green train while the other has a blue train. The third rectangle is teal and has a yellow train inside it)
Mr. Small: 🎵Come on and climb aboard...
The Dillydale Express!🎵
(The rectangles move away and Mr. Nervous starts spinning on a record player until he spins off it. The camera shows the record player for a few more moments)
Mr. Small: 🎵The train is hopping, flying on down the tracks,🎵
(Rows showing silhouettes of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey dancing appear. Mr. Small is dancing alone on his rows while Mr. Nosey is shown dancing alone on his rows. Trains ride down the screen in a diagonal direction)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's not the kind of place where you get to relax,🎵
(The scene cuts back into the train car where magenta silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's a groovy scene that's sure to cure grumpiness,🎵
(The train is shown wiggling on the train tracks. Another set of tracks appears above the train while one more set appears below the train)
Mr. Small: 🎵Come on and climb aboard...
The Dillydale Express!🎵
(Mr. Nervous briefly dances in front of the train very close to the camera before he transitions the scene back to the train car where magenta silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Bounce, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Backup Singers: 🎵Chugga Chugga!🎵
Mr. Small: Oh, yes my friends!
(Rows showing silhouettes of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey dancing appear. Mr. Small is dancing alone on his rows while Mr. Nosey is shown dancing alone on his rows. Trains ride down the screen in a diagonal direction)
Backup Singers: 🎵Chug Chugga Chugga! Choo Choo!🎵
Mr. Small: We're off to lands unknown!
Backup Singers: 🎵Yeah!🎵
Mr. Small: Great McGillicuddy!
(The scene transitions to show the record player)
Backup Singers: 🎵Dillydale Express!🎵
Mr. Small: What a trip!
(The record player spins away and Little Miss Chatterbox is shown dancing for a moment. Sparkles come out of her fingers as she does her dance)
Backup Singers: 🎵Chugga Chugga! Chug Chugga Chugga!🎵
Mr. Small: What a train!
(The scene cuts back into the train car where magenta silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Backup Singers: 🎵Choo Choo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!🎵
(The train is shown chugging down the tracks and Mr. Nervous dances across the screen)
Mr. Small: 🎵Come on and feel the beat and shake your caboose!🎵
(The scene cuts back into the train car where magenta silhouettes of Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small, Mr. Strong, Mr. Nervous, and Little Miss Chatterbox are dancing. Lights are flashing inside the cabin)
Mr. Small: 🎵If you're not up and dancing🎵
(Rows showing silhouettes of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey dancing appear. Mr. Small is dancing alone on his rows while Mr. Nosey is shown dancing alone on his rows. Trains ride down the screen in a diagonal direction)
Mr. Small: 🎵There's just no excuse!🎵
(Penguin the kangaroo hops across the screen wearing Mr. Grumpy's hat and with Mr. Grumpy in his pouch. Then the scene transitions to show the train is shown wiggling on the train tracks. Another set of tracks appears above the train while one more set appears below the train)
Mr. Small: 🎵It's a groovy scene that's known for its craziness!🎵
(Stills of Mr. Small and Mr. Nosey celebrating appear on the screen)
Mr. Small: 🎵Come on and climb aboard...
The Dillydale Express!🎵
(The Dillydale Express ends when four trains chug in from the left side of the screen and engulf it. They chug away to reveal the next scene. A train with Mr. Nervous as the train driver is chugging up a mountain. In the control car, Mr. Nervous is struggling to operate the train)
Mr. Nervous: Nothing to be afraid of! Why I'm in complete control of this train!
(The train screeches as it climbs up the mountain. Mr. Nervous falls off the stool he was sitting on. The front car reaches the top of the mountain and shakes as it balances on the peak. Mr. Nervous looks out the window)
Mr. Nervous: Oh! That can't be safe!
(The front car falls down the other side of the mountain and zooms down, taking the other train cars with it)
Mr. Nervous: Woah! Oh no, no, no, no! N-n-n-no! I...oh!
(Mr. Nervous looks at all the controls for the train)
Mr. Nervous: Don't know what any of these levers do! I...(screams)
(The train continues zooming down the tracks. At the bottom of the mountain, Mr. Nosey is shown carrying a bundle trying to hitchhike on a train. When the train zooms past him, Mr. Small appears next to him. The train zooms downwards again and Mr. Nervous sees this from the front car window)
Mr. Nervous: (squeals in fear)
(The train goes down into a tunnel then out the other side and the train starts going up again. Mr. Nervous struggles to move as the train goes up on an incline)
Mr. Nervous: M-must regain control!
(The train does two loop-de-loops on the track)
Mr. Nervous: Abandon train!
(Mr. Nervous prepares to escape through the train window)
Mr. Nervous: Abandon train!
(The daydream sequence ends and it is revealed that Mr. Nervous is simply riding a kiddie ride with Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Daredevil watching)
Miss Scary: Come on, Mr. Nervous! It's only a two minute ride!
(Mr. Nervous is tossed around inside the kiddie train as the train blows its whistle)
Mr. Nervous: G'oh! Geh!
(The ride ends and Mr. Nervous falls out of the train)
Mr. Nervous: Woah!
(Mr. Nervous runs away. Much to Little Miss Scary's annoyance and Little Miss Daredevil's disbelief)
Mr. Nervous: No! No! Oh! No!
(A plethora of red circles appear to form Mr. Noisy. The camera zooms into Mr. Noisy's mouth, revealing the next bumper. Mr. Bump is trying to catch the train. Mr. Bump almost reaches the train's caboose but the train speeds up and Mr. Bump loses ground. Mr. Strong runs over to Mr. Bump and gives him a look that states that he will help Mr. Bump out. Mr. Bump breathes a sigh of relief and Mr. Strong catches up with the train. He manages to stop the train and lets Mr. Bump board on the caboose. Mr. Bump happily does this. Unfortunately, the camera moves to the left to reveal that Mr. Strong only severed part of the caboose from the train and didn't stop the train entirely. Mr. Bump ends up falling out of the other side of the caboose onto the ground. His suitcase opens up revealing all his clothes. Including his underwear)
Unknown Person (voiceover): (whistles)
(Mr. Small appears and calls Mr. Nosey over. Mr. Nosey presses his nose against the camera and slides down. This acts as the transition to the next scene. Little Miss Calamity and Little Miss Chatterbox are shown playing parcheesi. Little Miss Calamity has played her turn and gives the dice to Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Chatterbox: I could play Parcheesi forever! It's my favorite game right after backgammon! (chuckles)
(Little Miss Calamity frowns for an unknown reason)
Miss Chatterbox: I've never played backgammon, but I just love saying the word. Backgammon! Backgammon! Backgammon!
(Little Miss Calamity loses her patience and stands up)
Miss Calamity: Excuse me, Miss Chatterbox. I need to use the restroom.
(Little Miss Calamity leaves)
Miss Chatterbox: Better hurry, Miss Calamity! Game's close.
(The scene briefly cuts outside of the train before cutting into the restroom just as Little Miss Calamity finishes washing her hands)
Miss Calamity: Alright. There.
(Little Miss Calamity turns off the sink and turns towards the door)
Miss Calamity: Oh! There! Okay.
(Little Miss Calamity tries to open the door but discovers that it's locked from the outside. Little Miss Calamity realizes this and uses all her strength to open the door only to accidentally break the doorknob off the door)
Miss Calamity: Oh dear!
(The scene cuts outside the restroom to show Little Miss Calamity pounding on the door from the other side)
Miss Calamity (from inside the restroom): Help! Can someone let me out?
(The train whistle blows and Little Miss Calamity's voice is drowned out)
Miss Calamity (from inside the restroom): I'm trapped!
(Mr. Noisy walks over to Little Miss Chatterbox and the game she and Little Miss Calamity are playing)
Mr. Noisy (through his megaphone): This is a very close game!
Miss Chatterbox: Last time I play Parcheesi, it was even closer! I'll tell you all about it! But first, I'm gonna say the word. Back gammon! Back gammon!
(Back in the restroom, Little Miss Calamity pounds on the wall while standing on the closed toilet. She jumps off when that plan fails)
Miss Calamity: (grunts)
(Little Miss Calamity sees a skylight in the ceiling)
Miss Calamity: Oh good! A skylight!
(Little Miss Calamity stands on the toilet and garbage can and tries to reach for the skylight)
Miss Calamity: Oh! If I could just...
(The scene cuts to outside the train. Little Miss Calamity manages to open the skylight and pops her head out)
Miss Calamity: Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity ducks as the train goes through a tunnel)
Miss Calamity (offscreen): (screams)
(After the train passes through the tunnel, Little Miss Calamity jumps onto the top of the train. Suddenly, Penguin the kangaroo hops by with Mr. Grumpy in his pouch)
Mr. Grumpy: Don't ask!
(Penguin hops away with Mr. Grumpy in tow. The train passes through another tunnel but Little Miss Calamity fails to duck and ends up tumbling through the tunnel)
Miss Calamity: Oh! Woah! Oh!
(Little Miss Calamity tumbles past Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small. Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small are enjoying some soup)
Mr. Small: Mulligan stew, Mr. Nosey?
Mr. Nosey: You bet your bingo, Mr. Small!
(Outside the tunnel, Little Miss Calamity tumbles on the tracks back onto the train's caboose)
Miss Calamity: (screams)
(Little Miss Calamity notices something in her mouth)
Miss Calamity: P-too! Ptooey!
(Little Miss Calamity takes a pinecone out of her mouth and lets it go)
Miss Calamity: Oh! That doesn't taste good.
(Little Miss Calamity walks back into the train and rejoins Mr. Noisy and Little Miss Chatterbox)
Miss Calamity: Sorry I took so long. I had to take the long way back.
Miss Chatterbox: Back-gammon! (laughs) I love it!
(Little Miss Calamity rolls the dice and realizes something)
Miss Calamity: I won!
(In her excitement, Little Miss Calamity accidentally knocks Mr. Noisy into the bathroom. The door closes and Mr. Noisy gets locked in the bathroom. Mr. Noisy knocks on the door and tries to call for help but the train whistle drowns him out)
Mr. Noisy (from inside the restroom): Hello out there! Mr. Noisy here! I'm stuck in the restroom!
(The screen fades to black and the scene cuts to show several Mr. Men and Little Misses riding the train. Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Naughty are shown sitting together with Little Miss Scary wearing her green fanged mask. Mr. Grumpy (who is inside of Penguin's pouch) is shown sitting with Mr. Lazy)
Narrator: So, as some passengers step off the train...
(Mr. Messy is shown walking through one of the train cars carrying popcorn and a soda)
Narrator: Others climb aboard the Dillydale Express!
(The camera pans to another train car/ Mr. Happy and Little Miss Sunshine are shown sitting together. Mr. Quiet is shown reading a book)
Narrator: Ready for another journey!
(Little Miss Helpful is shown listening to music in the same train car as Mr. Happy, Little Miss Sunshine, and Mr. Quiet. In another train car, Mr. Nervous is shown running back and forth as Mr. Bounce bounces through the same train car)
Narrator: So the next time you take a train, remember one thing!
(In another train car, Mr. Tickle is shown tickling Mr. Stubborn. Little Miss Chatterbox is shown standing next to Mr. Tickle)
Narrator: Never ride with Mr. Rude and his collection of instant sponges!
(In a small section of the train car occupied by Mr. Stubborn, Mr. Tickle, and Little Miss Chatterbox, instant sponges fill the area with Mr. Persnickety being squished against the window by them)
Mr. Persnickety (muffled): Oh! (cries) The indignity of it all!
(The screen fades to black and the episode ends)